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Defender Of Severus Snape

@severusdefender / severusdefender.tumblr.com

Except when he's wrong. Sideblog, only posts Severus Snape. Every Severus pairing, friendship or other is accepted here. Note: We are a sideblog and cannot follow you, individual members may do so from their own accounts though.
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Anonymous asked:

Maybe the reason Snape was so awful was because he had to spend most of his time around the Slytherin kids. I'd imagine once he gets past his "this will help me get revenge on Dad" phase & actually sees Blood Purism for what it is, his reaction is probably, "God, these people are AWFUL. Please let me hang around the Ravenclaws."

severusdefender answered:

while your headcanon is valid, i feel like he actually like the slytherin students. if he didn't, then his life would be even sadder since he has been their head of house for almost 2 decades. imagine if he disliked most of them and he was the teacher who interacted with them the most. also imagine if everyone in the school including their own head of house disliked them.

i will give you this, i do think he disliked their politics but as a spy, he could not come out against it strongly.

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wellpresseddaisy

He regularly got to foil the 'nefarious' plots of twelve-year-olds. I bet he'd share the best ones with Minerva over a pot of tea.

#severus snape#lmao
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Anonymous asked:

It's so interesting that Severus was so comfortable around Filch that he was holding his robes above his knees. We never see Severus so physically comfortable with anyone else. My headcanon that Filch found an young Severus in a vulnerable state after one of Marauders 'pranks' and they bonded over their mutual dislike for those troublemakers.

severusdefender answered:

i love the idea of them being allies

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prosnapeblogging

Lovin' the idea of Snape doin a lil Marilyn Monroe in front of filch.

#severus snape#argus flich#snilch#lmao
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*Snape minding his own business his first year of teaching*

*student fight breaks out*

Snape: oh man a teacher should really break that up

Snape:....

Snape: oh fuck I'm the teacher. HEY STOP THAT!

#severus snape#lmao
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sxvxrxssnape

i honestly cannot get the idea of snape bowing sarcastically at umbridge out of my head. snape outrunning a hippogriff. snape writing poetry. severus “would you like me to do it now? or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?” snape. snape referring to himself in the third person when he comes up behind harry and ron in cos “or maybe, he’s waiting to hear why you two did not arrive on the school train”. snape hiding behind a suit of armor and walking out with a dramatic “it is i, severus snape!”. robes billowing. the scowling. peaceing tf out by literally throwing himself out the window.

why do people hate this man. he’s hilarious.

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insnapescorner

because he’s described ugly, gross, and mean so it’s 200% worse when he does something versus when other characters do similar or worse things

im sure he eats cereal menacingly from some people’s point of view

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sxvxrxssnape

literally all i care about now is the concept of snape eating cereal menacingly

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mysnarkyslytherinsecret

Harry: What’s Snape doing there, Ron?

Ron:

All of Hogwarts:

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#severus snape#lmao
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