this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

a lot of the popular “queerbait” ships are just “these two characters are friends / they stood close together once” but every once in a while i’ll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like “in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him” and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it’s not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.

ok this post was originally about it’s always sunny but screw that. i’m passing the mic. guys what the FUCK was happening on red vs. blue

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

Marathoned a show with a friend tonight and felt compelled to make this

Hope this clears things up

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

some additions from my own collection

World Heritage Post

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

does covid fuck up your gag reflex

are you having trouble in the men’s room

I’m eating sausages and they’re just sliding down there whole like never before

can we meet up

Bad Apple but it's a plant twins animatic

Disclaimer: This is NOT plantcest/VK, it’s purely based on their canon relationship, also please turn on sound

This was originally planned to be posted on their birthdays which was on 21 July but the stress of uni work and finals burnt me out completely and I didn’t finish it before their birthdays… also i've been pretty pissed at myself and my art which sort of impacted the art style of this animatic, I guess. That’s why it looks pretty edgy (lol).

Sadly had to cut a lot of my original plan for the animatic, it was intended to be full length and colored, but that would take way longer than it should so the idea was scrapped. 

“The Untamed” as Onion Headlines: Jiang Cheng Compilation (pt. 1)

penis blast nefarious

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

penis blast electrical

penis blast delectable

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

Vashwood + Text Posts (part 2)

So. That loki figure looks good.

twitter meme requests part 4

Gathered all my shuakes together