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✨The seer ✨

does anyone else think it would be hot if like a couple in twilight got (dare I say it) DIVORCED? literally smeyer acts like you marry one person and stay for eternity??? I need some divorce angst and coven battles over a bitter divorce

I’d best be seeing that anti JKR energy for this twilight show too bc Smeyer continuing to profit off the Quileute tribe is not cute

I keep seeing people on Twitter being all "I'm sure they'll be more respectful and mindful of the Quileute tribe this time around."

Except, they won't be. Even if they get actual Native American actors to play these characters, even if they bring on a Native American to serve as a cultural advisor, it wont matter. Why? Because Smeyer appropriated a real Native American tribe and twisted their culture and history in her fantasy books for her own profit.

This fictional Quileute Tribe is and always will be disrespectful to the real life Quileute tribe.

The Quileute Tribe is still taking donations to move out of the immediate tsunami zone as of April 2023. Instead of directing attention to this TV series if/when comes out (and even if it doesn't honestly), please consider supporting the tribe financially here if you can afford it.

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

hate to burst your fantasy, but

1) vampires don’t show up in film

2) vampires can’t cross moving water much less sit at the bottom of the ocean

you’ve got me a in a difficult position here because on the one hand, this post is specifically about vampire lore in Twilight, so you’re wrong, but on the other hand, saying “you clearly didn’t read twilight” doesn’t exactly make you look like the bad guy here

What i wish so sincerely is that people knew how good gerard way was at posting when he was on twitter fr

People are making this post TODAY. Not knowing gerard already knew what was going on in 2015

Me enjoying Twilight without hiding my real reasons behind “I like it as a joke” or “it’s humorous to me” and just accepting that I enjoy the nostalgia, atmosphere, familiarity and comfort it brings me.

if i had written twilight i would simply have tried to make the vampires not racist but if u try to remove the creepy racial dynamic to the vampire/werewolf rivalry by opening up wolfiness to everyone u end up with the inevitably funny conclusion that mike newton should become a werewolf

I’ve been listening to the midnight sun audiobook and the narrator deserves some kind of award

BELLA /// from twilight 2008 ~    Oh hi.. I decided to draw Bella from every part of the saga. I hope I’ll not leave this idea (haha) . And I want to confess my love for this film. Atmosphere, aesthetics, camera work, soundtracks, scenes, landscapes, characters, 2008, Charley.

incredible

Me, an ecologist, running around Forks trying to figure out how the hell apex predators are disappearing from the food chain without any increase in hunting or poaching rates because the cullens cant just learn how to farm fucking cows