I haven't the slightest clue what's going on here but I'm a fan of the general unhinged energy

Meme by u/MagnanimousTaco

Meme by u/MagnanimousTaco

Battletech Flow

Smoking on that splendiferous, early clan-era, Nova cat swamp grass, shit so purple the cloud causes sensor failure in any battlemech not manufactured on Detroit. We’re smoking Clan Burrock premium skittles, we’re smoking ER PPC!

Smuggling bricks of that sticky homemade bubba kush into the Draconis Combine, if a yakuza steps to me I’ll turn his ass to dust and snort it. I have no honour, I violate Zellbrigen on the daily. The ops wrote the Ares Convention to keep me in check, had to shit on ‘em anyways. I’m banned from every strip club in the free worlds league, call that Glory Hole To Marik, ha ha.

I keep a TSM fleshlight in the cockpit, right next to the blicky. That pussy stank like a Timber Wolf B. I was running coke for Stefan Amaris and selling it to Kerensky, I have no loyalty to anybody! You ain’t ever seen a sea-bill in your life, jit!

Lostech vicodin made my dick ferro-fibrous. I really do this shit, it’s one phone call and you’re never taking a contract again, dezgra. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man.

Hello? Jaime Wolf?

The Internet can be a wonderful place, because I could never achieve this level of tomfoolery on my own.

Wimber Tolf model by u/GillyMonster18 and Wimber Tolf art by u/9657657.

@tacticattails I foooouuuund iiiiitt

Some witches skating

Not directly related to mizu5 but like. I'd probably get this as a shirt.

Like why don't anime merch companies realise that I (and others I presume) would rather just have clothes that the character is wearing. Just some article of clothing of the character be it a jacket or shoes or even just a T-shirt with a simple, kinda crappy but endearing design on it. I don't want some T-shirt that has a full print of a character's official art printed on it. I want what they have.

I've wanted the yamero bunny sweater for literal years

love when a random secondary oc grips you by the neck for like three hours like Ok ive had three thoughts about you in my life but sure you can be developed now

Pardon me, I am getting a call. One moment...the Technicians said what? Oh, my head? On a pike, you said, quiaff?

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

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@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

seems about right LMAO

@the-history-chap @caketii

I'm not even gonna comment on that

@risahraun @bacony-cakes and everyone else!

i fucking love nuclear power

@frogblast-the-ventcore @terrencetheshark13 @cyber-corp @reptilians-with-wifi pinging my scale beast mutuals

Well alright then

@baldy-wan-kenobi

@a-rebellious-waffle

@taulupis

@ace-disgrace-on-the-case

@theurbanmechcomesforthee

@novusimperialis

SKELETON DIVINE DEATH BLAST

@nyxgoddessofcandles

@tacticattails

😍😘

Yea that tracks lol

@colliloquie

@seriously-just-a-nerd

I honestly have no one to tag so this branch ends with me, but

Aww. It's like right told a bad joke and is expecting a laugh. So meeeeeee

op link the fucking article

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football enjoy reading about football :)

thanks. what the fuck

There's nothing quite...

...as disturbing as a dead 'mech walking. You have to fight quite a few years- or be deployed to one nightmare of a front -to see it, but you only need to see it once, because it's an image that refuses to let itself be forgotten. An image- an experience, more like.

Cockpit wide open, burning, blazing. Ammo cooking off in sporadic aftershock explosions. Armor hanging in blasted scraps. If it weren't for your own canopy, you could probably smell the roasting flesh on the air. Weapon cables sparking, sheathing melting, dripping off of the power feeds. Staggering steps, joints squealing and cracking. Every move is closer to their last.

They fire at anything that crosses their line of sight, missile racks empty, magazines clicking dry as the cannon barrels sag and melt, molten hot from merciless, desperate fire. Over the radios, you can hear the pilot screaming, like a demon, like a soul trapped in hell given a line to the comms network. There's something that happens to them when they realize they're not making it out. They fight like an angel of death, but their minds burn off as they do; a metal-death psychosis, restraint and reason hacked off, then thoroughly cauterized.

It doesn't matter what side you're on. A walking wreck will shoot at anything that moves, if they can even see it- the pilot still having eyes in there isn't a given. If you see a dead 'mech walking, you spare a full salvo, until the reactor blows or they just fall down and don't get up. It's a pay-it-forward kind of thing; nobody wants to be left there to burn.

Yes, Combine OSHA regulations mandate kabutos on the factory floor. If you will die you will die as a warrior. Industrial accident is really just another way of giving your life in battle.

developing your ocs is 50% waiting for bursts of divine inspiration like an oracle sleeping next the vapours seeping from fissures in the temple floor and 50% stalking them in your mind relentlessly like a persistence predator until they tire out enough for you to get close and scamper away with the bloody scraps of "eye colour: brown" and "dislikes: people who think they're funny" clutched in your mouth like a hunting trophy