i'm a big robot and i want a big cereal

it is a mystery if it were in a minor key rather than major key

man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"

stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me

i would kill myself if somebody posted this on my music ahahaha

you have a beautiful laugh

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

the new Highlights feature is perfect

Imagine if you’re going to an Insane Clown Posse show expecting them to do their usual horrorcore rap rock and instead they come out to circus music in a tiny clown car and start throwing pies at each other and doing funny flipsy-flops and goofs and all of the juggalos are having an earnestly great time for the whole family and then they ask you on stage and you get tricked and squirted with water but in a funny, good-natured way which you handle well and then you get to take a bow and the whole audience applauds and you are laughing so hard it is the best night of your life

all right here’s the best picture-nominated video I made

today marks 10 years since I put this video on here in the hopes of getting it screened in hollywood (for those of you wondering, campus moviefest ultimately declined to screen this video, as, despite this video getting the most views by all public metrics, they claimed that their private internal metrics showed that some other movie had actually received more views). I met a lot of computer friends and was able to launch my current spate of podcasts and other bullshit through the reach that this unexpectedly got so I'm very sentimental about it. thank you for following and go ahead and make a stupid video and post it on the computer if you've been wanting to do that. you will certainly find people who like it in time. well, take 'er easy

super bowl

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

HAPPY NEW YEAR ERRYBODY ILY all have a GREAT 2014

new pose 2014

hard to believe but tonight we celebrate a decade of #newpose2k14. thank you all for going on this mystical magical rhythmical radical ride with me. let's make the next decade of #newpose2k14 a great one

SPACE HEATER: If you plug this in, it will kill you. It will burn your house down and kill you if you ever use this. Not for use. 

ME: (standing right in front of it so my shins feel warm) mmm. Worm