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angel of verdun

@sergeant-vrataski / sergeant-vrataski.tumblr.com

wanda (maximoff). 21 🍻. cali. emily blunt is my queen. claire temple is the LOML. multi-fandom; not spoiler-free semi-hiatus
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ok marvel, here’s how you get claire temple introduced into the movie-verse:

“michelle” (zendaya’s character) sees peter with some cuts and bruises, etc. and she’s like you gotta go to the hospital. but he’s like nah, they’re too expensive and basically refusing medical treatment. so michelle is all, my godmother is a nurse, she can help (without asking her first of all). he agrees and she brings him to her and bam, it’s claire motherfucking temple. of course she is willing to help but when she is patching him up, claire and her smart brain realizes he isn’t normal and she gives him her number if he’s ever in trouble. 

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baetology

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

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literarysext

I can’t stop laughing

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lamaenthel

okay but corgis are the wildest baseline doggo, u breed a corgi with any other pure bred and the dog will look like a short corgilicious version of the non-corgi breed

husky:

german shepherd:

dalmatian:

they’re all so beautiful thank you for your time

@captainandhercorgi have you seen this?

omg they’re such beautiful doggs

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