RIP yahoo answers

ICONIC

“Do you know everyone thinks you’re crazy?” “Yes.” *thumbs up*

LMAO

im so tired of these ads did grandma kill someone or not?????

My mood every payday

I don’t appreciate her coming for me like this

Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts

Your boss eyes the two of you, he seems nervous while he slightly shakes in fear. The two of you have been doing nothing but suspecting each other the entire time. Yet you haven’t even suspected the fact that,

Your boss is the anteater.

I jist burst out laughing so hard holy shit 🤣

Things like this make me wonder how deeply this social distance and cleanliness stuff is going to burrow into our psyche and how long it will stay there. Like. Are we going to have remnants of this stuff in our culture and etiquette for generations to come? How are common gestures like handshakes going to fair? Is it going to be seen as purely rude? Are we going to get a generation divide between the older generations that always shook hands and younger ones that won’t want to do that anymore? Or is everything going to be completely forgotten and erased within the next 5 years?

I hope so. If I never have to shake the overly-tight, sweaty hand of an old white man in a suit in an interview it will be a glorious day.

Flo Milli  EAT IT UP

Throwback thursday to when I was like 12 and I was putting out new writing DAILY...... Like entire Chapters of my then-current wips just, over an afternoon. What the fuck was I on

Nobody:

Me, age 12, just started drinking coffee:

I drew 14 pictures during the day, and wrote 32 pages a night. Now I can’t do shit.

A huge part of this is because you've gotten better! And now, when you're drawing/writing/doing whatever creative task, you're not just mindlessly throwing thoughts at your paper, you're thinking as you do it. Children can churn out a lot more work because it's not yet refined, but when you're older and have more practice, you work with all these thoughts running through your head about form and shape, color palettes or word choice. Now, you're making a dozen decisions with every moment of work, and you're also questioning the decisions you've just made, wondering if you can do it better. Don't beat yourself up about producing less work now than you did back then, because every sentence or shape involves a lot more effort for you now, than it did when you were ten and brand new to this hobby.

You also probably have a lot more responsibilities and stress now than you did then, and a lot more going on with your life just in general. You had a lot more time when you were younger than you do now.