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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
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if I see one more post about how Godot ace attorney is suuuch a horrible misogynist and therefore not a character worth thinking about…I think I am going to explode for real
”he was sexist to franziska” a million different people can tell you this was a poor translation. In the original context he is belittling her for her age more than anything else. ”he acts like Mia couldn’t have protected herself, almost as if he thinks she needs to be protected by a man….hmmmm 🧐 curious” Bestie you are soooo close to getting it! Diego Armando has a very unhealthy idea of masculinity and what the “role” of what a man is supposed to be and he channels his grief and guilt over Mia’s death through that fucked up framework. That is called a “character flaw” and it is what we utilize in “stories” to make them “interesting”
Edgeworth gets to call Mia a novice bimbo in court and nobody cares because ohhhh poor edgeworth my skrunkly scrimblo!!!! It’s okay guys he’s allowed to talk like that because he’s gay which makes it fine :) also he’s white I mean Japanese I mean nothing who said that. Anyway the brown skinned man calling his girlfriend a pet name? Electric chair
[image id: three digital drawings of princess zelda from ocarina of time, hyrule warriors and twilight princess. end id]
I wanted to try designing alternate looks for these three since they only really have the ceremonial/formal princess robe. design notes under the cut:
#legend of zelda#princess zelda#ocarina of time#hyrule warriors#twilight princess#loz sheik#loz midna#yes i will admit i was rereading linked universe when i decided i wanted to do this. i like character design XD#its not that these three weren't distinct already#but they only really had the ceremonial dress so i wanted a different look. and sheiks whole thing was just a lot for everyday#so i wanted a fusion for oot that also had zelda elements#obviously they can slap some functional armour back on for adventuring but they all wear the same pauldrons so i skipped drawing those#art of mine
Nice try Bioware, but I know the state of Southern Thedas better than you do.
First off, it matters if the Hero of Ferelden is alive or not. When the First Warden recalled all wardens, our hero knew that was a bad call and refused, finally splitting off from Weisshaupt after years of mismanagement and taking scores of wardens with them. Their presence and leadership makes all the difference, rallying southern Thedas once more against the blight. If you have only an Orlesian Warden Commander in Amaranthine they’re less inspiring, but as long as you’ve done Awakening they are a boon nonetheless. There is someone to lead the fight against the darkspawn while other focus on the Venatori.
If you 100% completed Awakenings and also Soldier’s Peak, the Ferelden wardens have never been so prepared. They’re organized, they’re outfitted and they’ve been ready for this for years. Also, if you allied with the Architect then you have scores of strange research to give you an edge.
If Merrill completed her Eluvian then she moves south once again and joins the effort. She’s managed to cleanse the blight before and she’s ready to try it again. And her knowledge of the crossroads gives the south an edge on their movement and supply lines. If Hawke’s sibling is a Warden they accompanied her.
If the Inquisitor let Briala have power in any way, the Dales become the leaders in the war against the Venatori, forming a formidable alliance with Ferelden, Orzammar and the Marches, the likes of which have never been seen. And if you completed Jaws of Hakkon then their alliances with the Avvar and Chasind are stronger than ever.
Of course, if the Inquisitor kept the Wardens around after Here Lies the Abyss then their numbers are bolstered. It may cost Wiesshaupt later, but that’s Rooks problem. And if you completed the Descent, then the Inquisitor and Warden had a much better idea of what was coming and spent ten years getting ready.
They will not be broken.
They will weather this storm.
#the warden commander will end the schism when the first warden apologizes and NO SOONER#im imagining this like me3's galactic readiness score. HoF multiplies the score by a lot. the orlesian commander only by like 2#there are so many other things to fit here as little boosts too#war table missions. red jenny stuff. watch towers in the hinterlands. allying with mages instead of conscripting#everyone from past games is either in the north helping rook or south helpin the warden. the sky's the limit follow your heart#a better age of dragons#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#says Ser
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The collection is complete!!! This series of portraits took so long 😭 but I am happy with how they turned out 🥲💕
These will all be available as prints when my shop launches on Friday! And, if you’re interested in a giveaway for the whole set, check out my instagram (same username!) where we’re celebrating 15k 🥰
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I'm pretty on board with the headcanon that what Link gets out of being the bearer of the Triforce of Courage is the power of being a video game protagonist, but I genuinely can't decide whether it would be funnier if he's 100% aware of how much bullshit his everything is, or if he honestly doesn't realise.
Like, does he know that normal people can't recover from life-threatening wounds in a matter of minutes by drinking a jar of really good soup? It's the sort of thing you'd assume would be obvious just from being around other human beings, and yet.
The fact that Breath of the Wild Link's laser-parrying trick is something that only works for him is made explicit in the dialogue, so presumably he's at least aware that it's exceptional, but does he understand that it's complete bullshit, or does he think it's just a skill issue?
Link: No, that's fair, if I fuck up the timing I have to eat a laser to the chest and that is, understandably, extremely painful, so I don't recommend you practice this unless you're really confident about your timing.
Random Guard:...Link people die if they take those to the chest.
Link: I mean you should be angling yourself, i'm not saying to just let your sternum take a whole blow, to just take it square, that's a terrible idea
Random Guard: It explodes rocks.
Link: You have armor for a reason my guy.
Random Guard: ...
Link: If it helps, drinking some fire resist potions has proven to be moderately effective for me.
Random Guard: The Ones you apply to your skin?
Link: What
Random Guard: What
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there was only one bed
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roleswap totk comic commission. eat the fruit gummy
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‼️FLASH WARNING‼️
MAKING THIS FELT LIKE A FEWER DREAM, I started as soon as I found out about the game, worked for five days straight, no pause, NEVER finished it
I prob won’t finish it in the future either so I’m just posting it like this
Puppet link content let’s gooo!
Song is Lobster by RJ Pasin
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saw a screencap from an old 30s movie and it invoked them. full color version ⬇️
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thay one post that was like 'tumblr is like if they made a circle of hell for people with moral ocd' is why im medicated and its literally working i can now navigate dilemmas and just 'think' something instead of 6 hours i spend spiralling down the hypothetical situation my opinion is wrong enough to kill every baby and kitten on earth
'if i dont know the exact right answer to this extremely nuanced moral hypothetical what happens if an anonymous stranger grills me passive aggressively for my opinion on it online in a way thats indiscernible from bait but if i dont answer then theyll think i dont care and i cant change what i say and ill be expected to believe it forever' you are 20 years old and need to fucking calm down. and turn off your anon messages now
when "secret twin" plot twists suck: wow every single clue is pointing to this one character who couldn't possibly have done it, how could they have been in two places at once?? oh there's just two of this person. and no way to know that. alright. fuck me for trying to solve this i guess, whatever
when secret twin reveals work: when you have REAL CLUES THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. ace attorney - you meet two identical women five years apart who simply cannot be the same person, and the puzzle becomes figuring out which one was where when. and of course gravity falls - using two very similar fraternal twins to confuse the audience but the differences were clearly still there for us to find
#aa6 twin reveal was also not too bad bc it was halfway thru and rewarded you for genre awareness but the rest of the case Was That Bad#so im ignoring it#ace attorney#aa3 spoilers#gravity falls#i hope the person who came up with the stanford theory is still proud of themselves. genuinely#says ser#aa meta
I am BEGGING people to start specifying what geographic areas can sign their petitions
tolkeins elves are kinda boring
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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking
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come to think april fools day at the prosecutor’s office must be terrible
you’ve got simon fucking blackquill aka mr “let’s make jokes about my stay in prison under the looming shadow of my death sentence” and klavier gavin, who. look. i love klavier, but he is exactly the kind of person to jump on april fools.
the first year they’re in the prosecutor’s office together, miles walks into the office with a terrible sense of resignation. fifteen minutes later, love love guilty is audible literally everywhere in the office because klavier planted speakers, gavinners balloons have completely filled one of the breakrooms, and simon somehow got access to like fifty goddamn birds, all of which apparently do his bidding.
45 minutes later, all the balloons have been melted but whatever chemical ema used is eating the floor, miles has to deal with the fact that the paynes considered shredding all of klavier’s paperwork to be a “counterprank“, and blackquill is fighting a literal duel with klavier because his birds made sebastian cry and that is Unacceptable.
by the time miles goes home, there has been a small fire, a small flood, and a small urgent care visit. phoenix grins at him as he enters and he just. looks at him. so tired.
phoenix quietly disarms the confetti bomb.