Undyne: What is everyone going to be for Halloween?

Papyrus: I’m Superman!

Sans: A clown.

Undyne: So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?

Whumptober Day 10: Slurred Words

“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” Undyne moaned, gripping Papyrus’ arm for support as he swayed woozily sideways.

“What’re you sorry for? M’the one gettin’ wasted half’n hour in,” he mumbled, stilted and slurred, as if he were sounding out a tongue twister.

“That’s just it, though, Pap, you’re not drunk! That—that creep wanted to buy me a drink and I got all awkward about it. Y-You polished it off for me!” Her stomach turned at his bleary, uncomprehending stare. “It…N-Never mind. I kept the bottle for evidence, it’s in my bag, and…I-I’m gonna take care of you.”

Whumptober Day 5: Healing Salve

“Blue means stop and I didn’t. It’s fine!” Undyne insisted. 

“I’m sure it will be even finer once it’s healed!” Papyrus countered, slight panic undermining his optimism as he sought her gashed, oozing shoulder again. 

“It’s cooler when it scars anyway!”

“As far as I’m aware, we were sparring, not scarring! That’s not what Guards do! The noblest of Royal Guardsmen try not to hurt anyone!”

Have you…still not realized I’m theoretically training you to hurt people? Undyne swallowed the words with difficulty. “Well…If it’ll make you feel better.”

Maybe his magic would be a balm on her conscience too.

Probably Undyne, although I like Muffet and Asgore a lot too ^^

Papyrus: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?

Alphys: Tell them how you really feel.

Sans: Slowly distance yourself from them.

Undyne: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose, they have to stop being toxic or pay the price!

Papyrus, being handed a sword: …Well, heck.

Undyne: What’s your biggest fear?

Papyrus: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Alphys: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Sans: Zombies.

Papyrus: ...

Alphys: ...

Sans: But they can open doors.

Alphys: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Papyrus: Put spaghetti in it!

Alphys: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Sans: Put spaghetti in it.

Alphys: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Undyne: Put spaghetti in it!

Alphys: I am no longer taking suggestions.

Sans: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Papyrus: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel!

Alphys: A realist sees a freight train.

Undyne: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks!

That makes perfect sense

The Undertale cast according to YouTube's automated closed captions

Me, forcing down my half-overcooked/half-undercooked pancakes so nobody else has to: Papyrus and Undyne would be proud of my efforts :') That's what really matters :'))))