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The Star Patient

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Rilia or "Patient" | She/Her | Aspec | Chronically ill | Christian | Writer, artist, and part-time theorist for Jacksepticeye, Markiplier and Matthias (Project: 863) | Memento Mori | Isaiah 12:2
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Anonymous asked:

I especially got Chef Iplier vibes when Mark was first looking at the stove and panicked over how to handle the pilot light (not realizing it lit as soon as he turned the knob). I'm starting to suspect that he wrote that explosion into the Chef Iplier skit because he's as nervous around gas stoves as I am. XD

And yet he’s a man who owns FIVE OVENS XD

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Anonymous asked:

So Mark did a cooking simulator video... chef iplier vibes?

Very much so, although Chef Iplier would have taken all of those mistakes in better stride! He was a much calmer chef than Mark is :’D

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Whumptober #19: Mourning A Loved One

Edward slept with his brother’s coat. Rather, he curled into a quivering ball in the darkness with Chef Iplier’s coat bundled up against him, face hidden pathetically in the nearest sleeve. In desperation he imagined warmth and solidity. When was the last time he hugged him?

Lost in the fabric were faint traces of peanut butter, cinnamon, pumpkin spice…Evan’s favorite flavors to work with. Edward had never appreciated them as intensely as he should have and now he could barely make out the scent through the tears that clogged his sinuses and throat. His voice was gone, lost through too many sobs. What was there for him to say anymore?

Why did you leave me? I have no one else. Just let me die. I can’t do this without you.

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Anonymous asked:

Awww, that's sad! Did The Egos get to say goodbye?

Probably, if it was a slow fade. At least Robbie’s not alone there; he has Shawn for company when he slips out of reality too, as well as Dr. Iplier’s brother, Chef Iplier, and other non-canon Egos who wait around in hopes for their time in the “real world”.

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Shatter, anyone

The sample tubes set up so carefully on the counter were seized and hurled against the far wall, exploding and splattering blood against the new paint as Edward wordlessly screamed, anguish knocking him to his hands and knees on the floor. He wanted nothing more than a black pit that would open up and swallow him, burning him away into ash and dust. The thundering of his aching heart in his ears mocked him. No older brother should be able to outlive the younger. It would have been me. It should have been me

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Okay, I know for a fact that this has already been done but I wanted to do it anyway. But can we just admire for a minute how incredibly versatile Mark is in all his costuming and acting and how many Egos there are because holy crap?

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Anonymous asked:

Comfort, with WebMD (after today’s markiplier makes video)?

“He wore his hat...” Edward breathed, his fists clenched so tightly that Google started to wonder if he would make his palms bleed. “...He wore his hat like it never even belonged to anyone else. He d-didn’t even...He just acted like he had the right to.” His voice trembled like a plucked piano string. A moment later he coughed, seeming ashamed of it. 

“Edward...”

“I sh-shouldn’t even care. I shouldn’t. Mark’s our creator, isn’t he? He can do whatever he wants. Nothing I can do to stop him. It’s n-not like he would -- It’s not like anyone would --”

“Edward.” Google’s hand gripping his forearm silenced him, but he didn’t look up. After a short pause, the android leaned in. “Tell me what you need. I will do what I can to provide it.” Let me help you.  

“...A hug would be nice,” he admitted at last, his voice a miserable whisper.

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Earlier in their relationship Google rolling his eyes when Edward jumped around an over. Unfortunately Edward saw and was understandably pissed.

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Those were probably the days that Edward just locked him out of the lab -- not a word to explain why, no contact. He didn’t even want to look at him. Google just assumed that it was one of the many “defective human emotional imbalances”, at least until he started caring a bit more.

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Anonymous asked:

wh...why is it so hard on edward?

Because his younger brother, Chef Iplier, died in an explosion while baking and Edward wasn’t able to save him. Worse, because Chef Iplier is a very little known Ego, he Faded from their reality, so only Edward and the Host, who sees all realities, even know that he existed once. None of the others know why Dr. Iplier is so jumpy around the oven or why he flinches every time they mention trying certain recipes, but none of them care enough to ask.

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Anonymous asked:

The most recent Markiplier Makes video got me wondering. Do the egos watch their creator’s youtube channel? More specifically, does Edward? How would he react to seeing Mark cooking, wearing /his/ hat and acting so jovial around his surplus of ovens?

Noooot well. I have a feeling that when he got back to his lab after watching it, he broke quite a few of his fragile tools.

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