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The Star Patient

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Rilia or "Patient" | She/Her | Aspec | Chronically ill | Christian | Writer, artist, and part-time theorist for Jacksepticeye, Markiplier and Matthias (Project: 863) | Memento Mori | Isaiah 12:2
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@whumpril Day 8: Bloodshot

“Hh—” Marvin tensed, screwing his eyes shut as his nostrils prickled in warning. “Hh-khgh!” The force of the sneeze sent dull, clogged pangs of pain through his skull and made his vision swim as he groped around his desk for the box of tissues.

“And you’re sure this is no cold? No contagions to spread across the seats at your show?” Schneep asked as he pushed the box closer. “Not that in your condition the show should go on anyway.”

“It’s allergies,” Marvin insisted, scrubbing the tissue against wet, itchy eyelids before squinting up at the rather blurry impression of the doctor. “Just…bad ones.”

“Mm, I can see that. Can you see that? Can you even see me straight or is this another case of the septic eyes?” When Marvin grumbled unintelligibly and started dabbing at his lashes again, Schneep could only sigh. “Let me get the eye dropper.”

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Anonymous asked:

I'm so happy to see you writing about the egos again!! Can you do one where JJ has a sneeze attack and is unable to retrieve his handkerchief because his hands are full/dirty and one of the others gets it for him. Please!

“Hh-chu! Hhh -- Hh-chu! Good grief, what’s brought this on now?” Jameson hefted his new pot of chrysanthemums aside to prop on his hip. Soil-coated fingers patted gingerly at his pockets for his handkerchief. “I dearly hope it’s not these mums; they’re far too pretty to go to waste thanks to -- hh-chu!” The force of the last sneeze propelled his speech slide across the yard and nearly sent the pot tumbling. “Confound it all, where is my -- ?”

Emerging cautiously from the house, edge of his cape shielding his face from the pollen, Marvin snatched the stray handkerchief from the porch table. “Catch! Sorry, Jay, I’d bring it over myself but chrysanthemums are killer on the sinuses.”

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Anonymous asked:

Are there any egos that are allergic to bananas? (It's nothing like a peanut allergy, the banana just makes ur gums all tingly, it's more annoying then anything else)

Nope, no banana allergies. Marvin’s got seasonal allergies like pollen, Chase is allergic to shellfish and Jameson is allergic to various types of tree nuts. 

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silverkitsune13 asked:

The cottonwood trees are spraying their nonsense everywhere and I’m seriously considering eating an entire bottle of Benadryl and sleeping spring off. I hate spring. Hope your allergies get better soon!

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Right back at you! I don’t even know where the pollen is coming from but I’d really appreciate it clearing off ;w;

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Anonymous asked:

do you suffer from allergies like Marvin does?

For almost my whole life I didn’t and now suddenly in the last couple years whenever the pollen stirs up I get punched in the face ;-; I don’t know what changed but it sucks

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Anonymous asked:

I had an idea for someone torturing JJ: Every meal, they display two dishes of food. They tell JJ that one dish has nuts in it, the other doesn't. They dont tell him which one does. JJ has to choose which dish to eat. And even after he chooses, he has to decide if he's going to risk the dish having nuts, or if he'll go hungry. Maybe after a few skipped meals, the person torturing him starts forcing him to eat whatever dish he chooses. Maybe neither dish actually has nuts and thats part of it.

Oooh, boy, that’s going to be a tough call. JJ had better choose wisely -- and his captor better be prepared to keep him alive if and when the nuts go wrong!

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Anonymous asked:

"bouquet" with Marvin and little Elyse?

“Hh -- kgh! Hh-kgh!” 

“I’m real sorry, Marvin,” Elyse murmured with a disappointed wince. “If the bouquet’s gonna make you all sneezy, you don’t have to keep it, I guess...I can just give it to my mom or something.”

“No, no, it’s fine. I’m sure they’ll look beautiful as a centerpiece,” he sniffled, forcing a watery smile as he tucked the cluster of daisies securely in a vase. After a moment of hesitation he cautiously fluffed their petals, trying to perk them up, and promptly had to duck his head away to sneeze again. “Hhkgh! Ngh. They’re...They’re really nice. I like them, sweetie, I promise. Thank you.”

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viostormcaller asked:

Ooh wait that brings up a question. Idk if you answered this already, but do the swap boys have the same allergies as the canon ones?

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I spared James the nut allergy because it’ll set him back with his baking, but he still has problems with penicillin, and Charlie is still allergic to shellfish. I guess you could call Splendor’s deal with honey an “allergy”, seeing as he definitely shouldn’t have it on a regular basis? XD

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Anonymous asked:

Allergy attack on stage with Marvin

“Thank you! Thank you, you’re really kind,” Marvin called out proudly, hoping his slow steps backward weren’t too conspicuous as the flowers flew at him. Daisies, daffodils, marigolds…“Oh, haha! Thank you! They’re beauti – hh – beautiful!” His grin was more akin to a wince as he rubbed at his nose, sniffling against the burn. Could he actually see the pollen rising off the stage? “Thank you all! You’ve been a wonderful – Hh-kgh!” 

He flinched as the sneeze echoed thunderously through his mic and promptly covered it with his free hand, blinking watery eyes. “Hh-kgh! Okay, okay, cut the mic, please, Alex, I’m done. Th-Thanks again and – Kgh! Goodnight!”

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Anonymous asked:

what if Marv had like an allergy attack while performing? Like somewhere somehow flowers got into the mix and he goes into a fit

That’s definitely happened! Since it’s a theater, sometimes people throw flowers at him to show appreciation and he’s like, “Thaaaanks” while his eyes swell up and water and get all puffy, poor guy XD

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