I’m a new army. What should i pay attention to?

Welcome new Army(s)! There’s lots of things you will find out…but you know what i love most about being new…finding out that there are literally 2 (or more) sides to each member and they are practically polar opposites:

- Theres RM who is a hard-core fire spitting rapper who goes so hard you have to sit down and then there’s Kim Namjoon who breaks everything he touches, loves cute things, turns into spongebob when he gets excited, talks and thinks intellectually, will spend all his money on Ryan toys if he could, talks like he’s 50 and has gone through all the world wars but looks like he’s 22, just trying to figure out life and acts like he’s 10 because excitement and innocence is his middle name.

- Jin the worldwide handsome cool-shoulders hyung namja whose face is sculpted for a Brancussi exhibit…and then there’s Kim Seokjin, dad jokes extraordinaire, BTS renowned best cook, best kiss thrower, loves pink and baggy sweaters and acts more childish then maknae line put together and whose laugh will make you laugh.

- Suga who looks cold and icy and his light colored hair is not helping that aspect, raps in two speeds, fast and faster, produces killer music, can kill with a glare. And then there’s Min Yoongi who has the cutest, softest gummiest smile ever blessed upon humans, who has a huge soft spot for Hobi, Jimin and Jungkook, who thinks holding hands will end all problems, dances like a machine in front of an audience, but can barely stand for a minute when talking so must hobble to nearest chair, sofa, empty space to sit or lie down.

- J-Hope/Dope who is a dancing master, rapping gangsta, cool, chic, manly swag personified. And Hobi who is just sunshine and gumdrops all around, scared of everything, hates snakeu, touchy, easily excited, with a laugh and smile brighter than your future.

- Jimin who is captivating no matter what he is doing, dancing and vocals will melt you no matter what gender you are, sexy eyes, lips, hair, legs, arms, buns basically everything and can move said body parts in ways you never thought possible. And Chimchim, who is so cutely clumsy he can literally knock himself out, who could abandon people for animals, who, despite looking, sounding, acting like an angel, has insecurities that run deeper than namjoon’s dimples, gives/lives for praise, has a heart bigger than a country :)

- V the CGV, anime character, gorgeous face, gorgeous skin, gorgeous build, husky voice deeper than the ocean…and Taehyung who is Rapline’s biggest fan but can’t rap to save his life, who is full of contradictions, has a huge love for arts, drawings, classical music and jimin, has a knack for finding and playing with children no matter where he is, dresses eccentrically like a grandpa instead of the Gucci model his face and body is built for.

- And Jungkook who is the golden maknae, the one who can do it all and then some. Dances and sings coolly, definition of a superstar, has a baby face and manly body (read thighs) and drives noonas insane. And then we have Justin Seagull who is as dorky as he is sexy, who is touchy and clingy (jimin knows what i’m talking about), still a complete child with childish antics and remarks, who is babied by all the members all the time and he loves it because he never complains, loves his hyungs most because listen to BEGIN.

OMG, did not realize i rambled this long…oOops. Welcome nonetheless!