Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

can't believe judyhoppslover69 had to get a court-mandated vasectomy

yeah I think they kept catching him jizzing in the Ronald mcdonald house donation boxes at McDonald's (he had a key to get in after hours bc he used to work there)

How does a vasectomy help with that? He can still jizz whenever he wants, just without the actual sperm.

since when has the court system made sense

yeah it was a plea deal

POV: it’s 2008. the housing market has crashed, and you’ve just been let go from your job of nine years. you trudge, defeated, from your former place of employment. you’d considered everyone there family, and you can’t help but feel betrayed. you reach the bus stop, and take a seat on the bench to wait for the bus to arrive. you glance to your right and-

I think becoming grandpa would cure bruce of the disease of being batman and he would suddenly be normal however none of his kids should ever have kids so this will never happen.

Being peepaw WOULD fix him

you go to her #me tag and it’s just all these pictures of evil fish

The author's blatant fetish. The one you picked this book up for. Because you also have that fetish.

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show,

ARE YOU INSANE

can't believe judyhoppslover69 had to get a court-mandated vasectomy

yeah I think they kept catching him jizzing in the Ronald mcdonald house donation boxes at McDonald's (he had a key to get in after hours bc he used to work there)

How does a vasectomy help with that? He can still jizz whenever he wants, just without the actual sperm.

since when has the court system made sense

trying really hard to defend myself in court but i don.t think i'm doing very well. because i keep ACCIDENTALLY referring to them as "my victims". my lawyer is turning a really funny color though

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

2016 dash here

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!

Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you

yeah well. I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.