well kids in light of the fact that I finally caught up, Extremely Good Tony #Looks, Parts Unknown Edish: A Visual Journey (or, Around the World in 80 Neutrals)
look at this five o’clock shadow, popped collar motherfucker… Libya was not ready
my dude consistently head and shoulders taller than every normal-sized person he encounters, dangerously close to a Canadian tuxedo in New Mexico
fully on that Bill Murray Lost in Translation shit in Tokyo
TONY BOURDAIN FRENCH ASS BITCH… the scarf?? please
I see you with that second button undone… eyes emoji
(lest you think “aw that’s kind of a nice cap actually” I need you to know he’s talkng about how in Brazil everyone “looks like they just got fucked, or they’re on their way to get fucked”)
Jamaica… I don’t even want to talk about Jamaica, frankly
let’s also never, ever discuss Hawaii, that second one in particular, I’m delicate, thank you
look at these fucking monochrome boyfriends in Marseille… Eric laughing patronizingly at Tony pontificating is a mood. I would watch a seventeen-hour action movie/buddy comedy starring these two and so would you, don’t lie to me
(bonus bc I just noticed this fucking sweater and I’m gently dying about it?)
aging punk about to get day drunk at the cricket match and hit on someone’s wife in Houston
we already know how I feel about this Greek islands bullshit
his being too tall for every chair in Hanoi and also the entire world will never stop being funny to me!! can’t relate!!
a lesson on profanity in Rome… #Looks across the board, actually
there are probably more but I’m too gay and tired thanks for coming to my ted talk