my head is a buzzing 3 star hotel🐝

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

Watching this was an ethereal experience

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

You literally cannot convince me that she’s not a mage of some sort. She summoned a fucking storm.

Ariana joking about her diva rumors

i found so many clown friends whom i love and they need to be appreciated,, i especially love the last little guy but sadly i didn’t buy him

elon musk said this to seduce grimes

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

*fistbump*

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.

“Next few centuries”

Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.

i love keanu reeves

My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill & Ted at him.

I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.”

He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it.

Or so I thought.

He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it.

IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.”

When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that.

What a moment.

An angel

And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy.

Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble. 

Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night. 

Just a wandering do-gooder, this man.

#everything i’ve ever heard anecdotally about keanu reeves #further convinces me that he is the chillest immortal #like he’s probably just spent centuries donating blood instead of drinking it (via @revolutionarygirlshati)

well kids in light of the fact that I finally caught up, Extremely Good Tony #Looks, Parts Unknown Edish: A Visual Journey (or, Around the World in 80 Neutrals)

look at this five o’clock shadow, popped collar motherfucker… Libya was not ready

my dude consistently head and shoulders taller than every normal-sized person he encounters, dangerously close to a Canadian tuxedo in New Mexico

fully on that Bill Murray Lost in Translation shit in Tokyo

TONY BOURDAIN FRENCH ASS BITCH… the scarf?? please

I see you with that second button undone… eyes emoji

(lest you think “aw that’s kind of a nice cap actually” I need you to know he’s talkng about how in Brazil everyone “looks like they just got fucked, or they’re on their way to get fucked”)

Jamaica… I don’t even want to talk about Jamaica, frankly

let’s also never, ever discuss Hawaii, that second one in particular, I’m delicate, thank you

look at these fucking monochrome boyfriends in Marseille… Eric laughing patronizingly at Tony pontificating is a mood. I would watch a seventeen-hour action movie/buddy comedy starring these two and so would you, don’t lie to me

(bonus bc I just noticed this fucking sweater and I’m gently dying about it?) 

aging punk about to get day drunk at the cricket match and hit on someone’s wife in Houston

we already know how I feel about this Greek islands bullshit

his being too tall for every chair in Hanoi and also the entire world will never stop being funny to me!! can’t relate!!

a lesson on profanity in Rome… #Looks across the board, actually

there are probably more but I’m too gay and tired thanks for coming to my ted talk

Found with no additional context @ Volunteers of America.

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

“(…) right, but he decides to kick the ball. He gets close, and who grabs it? The Friend(dog)! Yes! A pup got into the field. He’s tied to it. He puts it under his paws and shows what football was missing in the Gasometro (field’s name). The [team]’s men want to grab him, but they cant! The Friend has his eyes on the ball. He runs to find it again. Yes! He bites! He kneads! He wants it close! He gets lost, he’s so happy! Castro (player) wants to kick his Corner but he can’t. He tells the pup “enough, enough, go over there”… however *commentator laughs*, there’s the pup! When he puts it on the floor, [the dog] goes again for the ball. And of course, as any skilled man, wants it all for himself. A bit of an over-eater, this pup. And he clearly has shown conditions / talent. [The team] found the way to the goal thanks to the Pichicho’s (little dog) essential input…. who, of course, as any protagonist had his place at [the tv show].“

*camera switches to interview where dog barks and mounches on the reporter’s mic (who allows him do it)*

I’ve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.

I frequently imagine snl cast alumnist Andrew Samberg and his wife, Harpist, Joanna Newson with snl writing alumnist John Mulaney and his wife, Victorian lampshade maker, Annamarie Tendler Mulaney going out on double dates and having dinner together. What would that be like, I wonder.

some good news for you op

Character: Avatar Korra

Series: The Legend of korra

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this is perfect for explaining how my brain sees music

all the loopy parts with harps, sharp stops YES

this is EXACTLY how I see music

@lionjolras