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Leo Valdez is my oc I know more about him than mr. riordan.
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AUs of mine, for easy navigation of tags-

Bleeding Hearts: Midoriya Izuku’s quirk requires people to eat his blood in order to heal them. Chaos ensues. (Erasermic, Monodeku, Shintodo)

My Summer Home is in Superhell: Nico falls to Tartarus and falls for the weirdo freak living there. Chaos ensues. (Nico/Leo, Leo & Annabeth)

Amphisbaenas: Leo and Nico decide to beard for each other as Nico is a closeted gay teen and Leo is a closeted transman. All of this goes down during Leo’s debutante season. Chaos ensues. (Nico/Leo)

The Pomegranates Weep: Jason wakes up on the back of a bus with no memories, a hot demigod daughter of Aphrodite girlfriend and a halfway hot demigod son of Persephone almost boyfriend. Chaos ensues. (Jason/Piper/Leo)

Demolition Lovers: Leo happens into camp before the events of The Lightning Thief. Chaos ensues. (Percy/Leo)

The Vasilis Three: Hazel, Percy and Leo all get recruited by Primordial Chaos herself to find the sword of legends- Excalibur. Chaos ensues. (Leo/Carter, Percy/Annabeth, Hazel/Frank)

The Modern Monster: Basically the Lost Hero but Leo has a gun and Jason has a crush on both of his quest companions. Chaos ensues. (Jason/Piper/Leo)

Emboldened by the Night, Embedded by the Stars: otherwise known as my #birds eating other birds au. Leo’s a son of Nyx for no explanation (at the moment.) Chaos ensues. (Percy/Leo)

Fateweavers: Also known as All In (my heart’s in your hand). Canon divergence au where Nico and Leo maintained a secret relationship and the problems that come with. Chaos ensues. (Nico/Leo)

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berlynn-wohl

someone I follow on the bird app just announced they’re starting a very exclusive private fic server because they and a bunch of other people want to talk about how much they love the fics they’re reading, and as an author can I just say that a really great place to talk about a fic you love is in the comments for that fic

I understand that people are trying to create safe spaces, but as the number of comments that I get on my fics dwindles with each passing year, knowing these spaces exist where my fics are being discussed, places that I am excluded from, makes me want to write fic LESS

I mean I guess who cares, right, because if I stop writing, there’s 10,000 other people that will continue…but if you participate in a fic “book club” server and you say nice things there about a fic you loved, maybe copy and paste that into a comment on AO3?

the only thing fanfic writers are asking for in return for hours of hard work is attention. please don’t rob us of the one thing that we hope for when we hit “post”

this is directly related to this post I made about how fanfic authors now are treated like content mills, and not like valued members of a creative community who thrive on interaction. for the past decade, we’ve watched the fandom ecosystem disrupted over and over, as NSFW fan artists seek safety by putting their work behind paywalls, and self-conscious fic readers squirrel away their feelings in invite-only communities

an easy way to do your part to fight against the evils perpetrated by social media is to leave a comment on a fanfic you love

but don’t take my word for it – here are some responses that my fellow authors have left on this post:

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mrlarkstin

The fact I had a fic that was fairly beloved and NO ONE commented on it because it was all being done in a fucking book club server made me want to scream.

I haven’t updated that fic in two years now.

I cannot express enough how imperative it is to show the writer how much you love their work. The comments don’t have to be novels themselves - even just an “I loved this so much!” Or keyboard smashing works wonders to keep the writer going. Please, we need to bring back supporting writers and artists now more than ever!!!

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perseidlion

PLUS, plus…if people are talking about fic in private servers and not telling the authors, those people get the idea that the fic writer is “big.” Meanwhile the fic writer is sitting there, staring at a Google doc, struggling to find the motivation to write the next chapter, with 2 comments on a 20k fic.

They don’t feel big. They don’t feel appreciated. They don’t feel motivated. And they might stop writing or shelve their fic, never knowing that people were loving it in private.

Honestly this is the same for social media threads or even on this very app. If you can, tag the author. A lot of us have our socials in our AO3 profiles.

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I love everything about this.

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damatris

@headspacedad Is this true? Because I love the concept of bunnies practically flipping the bird

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headspacedad

this is TRUE!

Rabbits rely on body language for the majority of their communication.  They also rely on manners in a way that would make the Heian Era aristocrats look uncultured.  And you don’t get manner dictates like that without ALSO knowing how to be passive-aggressive with them. 

Rabbit flops are super vulnerable for a bunny.  Their stomachs are exposed and they’re in a position that means if danger shows up they have to waste precious seconds getting up before they can sprint for safety.  A rabbit flop means both ‘I’m so happy I can’t contain it’ and ‘I feel so safe I am going to be vulnerable and really let go’.  Rabbit owners love seeing it.  It means that your bun really does feel that safe around you.  It’s a pretty high compliment from an animal that knows everyone’s out to kill them.

However -

it can also be used passive aggressively in the ‘you mean so little to me you’re not even worth acknowledging as existing’.  It’s right on the same level as walking into a room and greeting everyone but one person.  An enemy rabbit would be a threat.  This rabbit?  This rabbit isn’t even important enough to be a threat.  They’re a nobunny and so I will flop because there is nothing in the area worthy enough to bother being aware of.

To humans it can look very much the same but trust me, the bunnies know exactly which is which.

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inkskinned

it is november, and yesterday it felt like it was supposed to be snowing. in boston, november used a winter month, not a fall month. it is supposed to be chilly; rarely capping over 45F. it is a sweater-and-jacket month. it is a "maybe a scarf too" month. in my childhood, november meant blizzards and sleet.

it did not snow. tomorrow the weather predicts a high of 76.

i have spent so many years of my life studying the longterm possibilities of climate change - the culmination of capitalism wreaking havoc on the bodies of people, animals, plants - but every so often i am still shocked by something small and personal.

in a hundred years, when someone goes outside in boston - will they know the feeling of "snow in the air"?

i know it's a learned feeling, a sensation that maybe only longterm experience can teach. a few years ago, i was walking with my friend who had just moved up from the south. i said it smells like snow and she gave me this look like - what the fuck. i said it feels like snow too, which didn't help. she looked up to the bright blue sky and then back at me and then back at the sky. 12 hours later, we had 3 inches. you can just tell if it's going to snow.

except i can't tell, anymore. i stand outside in a tee shirt and watch my dog dance around a lake. we're in a drought and the skin of the water has peeled back twenty meters. the lake is tamed, quiet, puddlelike and sour. my pokemon go app warns there's a weather condition in my area.

my dog gets too hot from running and sits in the water and i want to laugh about his long frame and how awkwardly he sits - and i can't. some simian part of my brain is scratching the walls. it was supposed to snow. it was supposed to snow, but now it's warm instead.

during the last full solar eclipse, the dogs and the birds and the crickets went crazy under utter darkness. we laughed at them then, promising it will all be okay in a moment. but some part of me is still locked in that long night: some animal sensation.

something is wrong, my body says. i can't afford eggs or rent. i go outside to watch a sunset and listen to birdsong. i don't bring a jacket. allergies are killing me this season, allergies i didn't have as a kid. everyone comments that halloween has started to feel strange, offkilter. that it's hard having "holiday cheer." my body thinks it's april, and then it thinks we're in september, and then june.

something is terribly wrong, she whispers. go outside. it is supposed to be snowing.

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me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated

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torchlake

I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.

You’re doing the Gods’ work my dude

what’s the truth op

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Arizona has won the right to abortion up until fetal viability once again!

Please share every bit of good news with the bad.

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Every time I open tiktok comments I keep seeing the sentiment of "I love EPIC Odysseus but Homeric Odysseus sucks" to which I say! Cowards, all of you

Or the more egregious "I love EPIC Odysseus but Homeric Odysseus can stay on Calypso's island" which is INSANE

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Danny keeps on meeting Brucie Wayne at Galas when he goes to keep Sam company. He hates the man. There is no adoption, no adoption jokes, he never meets Batman. Give me Danny Fenton and his unending beef with Brucie Wayne. Bruce finds this absolutely hilarious. This feisty 14 year old is incredibly fun to antagonize.

Sam: He’s an airhead and a billainaire but he’s decent, Danny, stop fighting the poor man. He doesn’t even know you’re beefing

Danny: Oh he knows Sam… I can just tell he’s laughing about this

Brucie, drunk to the gills: *giggles and waves*

Danny: He knows

Sam: Danny. Brucie Wayne wouldn’t notice if the sky and the ocean switched places unless someone told him. He’d believe they were switched if some random pickpocket told him that to distract him. He can’t tell friend and enemies apart. The guy is a moron.

Danny: *narrows eyes and flicked a watchjng you motion*

Brucie: *beams and sends back a peace sign*

Danny: I hate his guts.

Oracle, watching this shit show: *wheezing, choking, laughing with tears streaming down her face*

They're not even suspicious of each other. Danny just hates him bc vibes and angst, and Bruce is like "finally someone who hates me for normal teenager reasons and doesnt want to kill me or my family" and is taking the opportunity to fuck with him

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hey do you guys think leo made the argo II controls so complicated because he was worried the rest of the seven would leave him behind if just anybody could drive the ship

because I do

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ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant

he waits in the car with a walkie talkie while they investigate and if things break bad they call him in. as soon as he enters everything stops floating around/trying to kill the hunters and he rolls his eyes and goes back to the car.

he’s not bluffing. i can’t emphasize that enough. he 100% believes that the hunters calling him in is either a prank, to make him feel useful, or because they’re spookable cowards who panicked when a book fell.

he stays because the money is good and he can play his gameboy in the car.

i fucking love this so much. it’s like having a service animal but instead it’s a guy named steve who owns more cargo shorts than the Gap continuously baffled by why he keeps getting befriended by goths.

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