either show me the fucking aliens or leave me alone
idgaf
I’ve learned more about Al Gore this past week then I have my entire life
i still don’t know what a casserole is 
elon ain’t even american
shit been so intense lately
i’m so exhausted
i swear if ww3 happens and i get drafted because y’all motherfuckers decided to make an old, egotistical, racist, pedophilic idiot who can’t even tell the difference between his dick and his balls president—
on a semi distracting note i don’t think i can ever be attracted to a man again
this was the quickest way to cure my unnecessarily obsessive crushes so
i guess there’s that
we may never recover from the trauma of the next 4 years and i will never forgive them for that
this was never funny oh my god y’all are really gonna let him fuck up our life oh my god
oh my god, i’ve only been a sleep for 2 hours—
i woke up because i felt some sort of shift in my gut—
i didn’t think
oh my god
i can’t breathe
okay i know y’all aren’t gonna let a couch fucker be vp😭😭
who is ready for the longest day of your life?
eddy the entire movie:
why am I getting live updates from the Timothée Chalamet look alike contest😭😭
why is everyone releasing new music today i’m just one girl
dodgers vs yankees?
fine i’ll tune innn🙄