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@sennydreadful / sennydreadful.tumblr.com

98.9% Dragon Age & Mass Effect trash. Jen Williams in real life, I guess. I write books (the Winnowing Flame trilogy, the Copper Cat Trilogy) and I sometimes draw stuff.
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A girl with a poison touch. A boy with a dangerous secret. A soul with designs on them both . . . 💫

Here it is! the cover for my YA romantasy debut: The Sleepless, coming May 2025 (designed by the amazing @powl_art) 📚✨

✨ABOUT THE SLEEPLESS✨

Welcome to a world where gods and monsters roam the earth . . .

Elver is the guardian of the wild and dangerous forest of monsters. Saved from the brink of death by a god, her skin will poison any human she touches.

Artair is one of the Sleepless, cursed to share his body with an evil spirit. When he is sent on a mission by a mage that brings him face-to-face with Elver at her most ruthless, they are soon caught in the crossfire of gods, monsters, and a dangerous magic they can barely understand.

For while Artair sleeps, another spirit awakens: Lucian, who is hell-bent on manipulating Elver for his own dark purposes. . .

✨USEFUL INFO✨ Publication date: 22nd May 2025 Format: Hardback

I cannot wait for you to meet Elver, Artair and Lucian and to fall in love with their story . . . 💖

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I don't talk about work stuff on tumblr often because, you know, tumblr, but I'm really proud of this book and I also would really, really love for this one to do well (pls and thank you universe!!!)

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dzknik

fellas is it gay to cover my entire house with imagery of my muse, the centre of my life, the sun in my galaxy

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Gale Guides and Ultimate Gale

This will be my master post, I guess :D Hello! I am the creator of Gale Guides and I want to spread my unhinged nerding about Gale on Tumblr too. Because why not. Maybe someone will find it helpful. But mostly because I want more players to get Ultimate Gale for themselves. Make him seen! Make him alive! He is so worth it! Use my Gale endings part 2 and get him before he is erased!

  1. GaleGuide: Basic Gale Endings Guide Part 1
  2. GaleGuide: Not so basic Gale endings (friend Gale included) Part 2
  3. GaleGuide: Case of a sneaky God
  4. GaleGuide: Difference between Gods
  5. GaleGuide: Scenes in Act1
  6. GaleGuide: How to get all Grove scenes and speed run to the Weave scene

Now look at him!

No mods! He is human and he is God at the same time.

You can hug him! You can kiss him! He will boop you! Tara is happy! But at the same time:

Tav: Are you saying you want to ascend? Claim godhood? Gale: No, not like that. I don’t want to join them. I want to better them. A god’s powers, paired with a mortal conscience, a mortal heart.

This is our better God. He exists within the Game! He is ULTIMATE. He is everything. GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM NOW

I hope I don't suck at advertising lmao

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froody
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

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dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

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callmebliss

Can haz snackytreat

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omagpies

imaginary friend

posted one month ago on my Patreon! original text by @thestuffedalligator can be found here 💗

publicly available Tumblr Comics can be found here using the tag #omagpies

✅ you may: crop the images to use as banners/pfps (with credit in your bio); create voice overs done by real humans with real voices

❌ you may not: repost the images anywhere, I am on no other platforms so if you see them anywhere other than tumblr it isn’t me; create voice overs using AI; create NFTs from my work

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kurtbrussels

no webcomic will ever be as funny as this strip from oglaf

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jewishdragon

i know its been added but the follow up is also hilarious

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phatfred

I don’t know why, but this one is always my favorite!

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