Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

so tired of having to cook and trying to figure out wtf to eat, can I just have like. Specialized human dog food or something, like some vegetable and protein biscuits and a special drink so that I only have to think about maybe cooking something once a day instead.

The people yearn for Star Trek nutrient cubes

or a Replicator on random

shout out to the Jehovah's Witness that very earnestly told me I "move like a man beset on all sides by demons" today

[text id: ‘There is a thing that I know but always forget: Winter is hard.’]

Susanna Clarke, Piranesi

#daniel jackson my beloved

joining the war on “pretentiousness” on the side of the pretentious

Community + Running gags: Rhyming names

Grave Encounters

“This place is about as haunted as a sock drawer.”

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

looks like october is…. octover

i’m queueing this for next year

Its nowvember

Elim Garak in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine