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Gay little freak gets profiled…

(Thank you to one of my friends on discord for the template!!!)

Some assorted notes I have on Elli!!

-metahuman with hemokinesis/vampirism

-formerly a grad student of astrophysics

-wanted to work for STAR Labs

-was born with the meta gene but didn’t develop powers until a near death experience when after a car crash, they were bleeding out and in a last ditch effort to save their own life their powers manifested

-they quickly discovered however that with their power came a need to consume blood in order to sustain themself; they also found that as they lost their canine teeth, fangs grew up in their place

-at first they stole from blood banks and hospitals to sate their hunger but one day when they couldn’t get to the blood in time they involuntarily went into a manic state and attacked someone in broad daylight, bleeding them completely dry

-it wasn’t the number of ppl they’d killed, after all, it’d only been one, but rather the fact that so so many people had seen it and it had traumatized the public that got them sent to Bell Reeves prison

-they weren’t a murderer

-they didn’t belong there

-they were timid and shy and vulnerable

-they found a friend in Abner Krill however, who, like them, was soft and gentle in nature

-they made a pact of friendship that they’d both sign up for Task Force X and get their sentences reduced, they’d be free someday and they’d always keep in touch and be friends

-by some odd mistaken chance they were assigned to the same team being sent to Corto Maltese

MacGyver self insert real?? REAL!!

his name is Emmett and he works with Mac and the crew at the Phoenix Foundation, an extremely covert intelligence agency!!

They are one of the intelligence world's foremost experts in psychology and as such were assigned to one of the world's most dangerous individuals, Murdoc.

Basically they use his past aberrant behavior to extrapolate his motives and intentions in order to capture him!!

But in the process of psycho-analyzing him and thanks to repeated personal encounters with the man, Emmett starts to fall for him, the enemy.

But its no secret that Emmett means something special, in some incomprehensible way, to Murdoc, seeing as he's kidnapped them multiple times, leaving them completely unharmed each time they're "rescued" (they are never really rescued per say so much as returned by Murdoc...not that he'll ever admit that ofc) most people are hardly so lucky to survive an encounter with Murdoc..

Its pretty clear to the team at the Phoenix Foundation, at least that work closely with Emmett that Murdoc has an affection of some sort for them...

Ellery Robins!!

They're my s/i for CBS Instinct and are paired with Dr. Dylan Reinhart!!

He attends the same university Dylan teaches at and one day on the way to class he bumped into Dylan, literally, and spilled Dylan's coffee all over both of them! Ellery apologized profusely, absolutely mortified, not only had they dumped coffee on a professor but the one professor who was quite the big name at their university!

Dylan, for his part, was very good natured about it, chuckling amicably and telling Ellery not to worry about it at all!

Despite his assurance that Ellery wasn't to blame, they went out and bought him a coffee all the same, nosing around to find his classroom after his class was out. They couldn't exactly pin down what it was that had compelled them to feel bad enough to buy this stranger a coffee as repentance but they did!

Showing up at his classroom as the last of his students trickled out, Ellery stood rather awkwardly and held out the coffee to him, mumbling, "Sorry about earlier again.. thought I'd uh.. make up for it?" they smiled sheepishly at him as Dylan took the coffee, more than a little touched by the gesture.

They got to talking and Dylan reluctantly ended the conversation offering up his attention whenever Ellery might want or need. Its purely professional at this point (okay, it s a little not professional) but Ellery stops by every day they can after his class gets out to visit and eventually it becomes very decidedly not professional!!

Name: Elsie Anders

Pronouns: they/he (+ occasionally she/her)

Gender + Orientation: transmasculine nonbinary + bisexual

Species: human (formerly), Inhuman (current) *

Occupation: astrophysicist + Earth Ambassador to Asgard + SHIELD civilian correspondent

Known Relationships:

(Dr. Anders has declined to mention other relationships including biological familial relations.)

*Inhuman powers include:

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OKAY SO, for those of you unfamiliar with Elsie, that was their updated bio/ref!! Now I'll be getting into the timeline I have for my canon adjacent AU!!

-in this AU, instead of Thor being banished to Earth, Loki's deception is uncovered, he gets in trouble and is banished to Earth instead.

-Elsie was, at the time, studying Einstein Rosen bridges (colloquially known simply as wormholes) and detected a massive signal out in the desert

-they made great haste to get there to observe said signal in person and what they got in addition to the opening of the wormhole was Loki

-he kinda just fell very unceremoniously on to their windshield of their car

-after the initial shock of the whole thing of meeting a real life alien from actual freaking outer space, Elsie decided to shelter Loki for the time being and help him hide out as he adjusted to human society

-(bit of a grey area here as I still haven't figured out exactly what happens else during this era of the timeline)

-eventually, Loki is returned to Asgard, where things ultimately go south, as they do in canon, and he 'dies'

-at this point in time, Elsie is blissfully unaware of those events but time passes and he doesn't hear from Loki

-he's terrified that Loki has forgotten him, despite the promise to remember and return

-some time later, Elsie gets wind of the attacks on Dr. Selvig and the other scientists working with the Tesseract: Loki is back

-but he isn't the same Loki Elsie fell in love with

-there's something else, cold and hungry about him now

-very soon after Elsie catches wind of these attacks, they are brought in by SHIELD to help glean information on Loki and potentially how to stop him (Elsie being one of the only people of Earth to have interacted with Loki prior to now)

-SHIELD places Elsie, directly in NYC, in an attempt to lure Loki into a trap

-that plan fails and only results in Elsie being taken hostage by Loki, who by now, is clouded with power madness and despotic rage

-despite this, he does not take Elsie with the intent of ever harming them

-even in his daze, controlled by the mind stone he uses to control others, he realizes that Elsie is important, for reasons he doesn't fully understand at the moment

-Elsie takes this opportunity to try to convince Loki to stand down

-eventually the Avengers defeat Loki and it is decided that he will be returned to Asgard to face retribution for his actions; Elsie, seen as complicit (despite all evidence to the contrary) by the Asgardians, is also slated to be taken back to Asgard, much to the chagrin of Earth officials

-Elsie, like Loki, is imprisoned on Asgard until Thor enlists Loki's help tracking down Malekith

-Loki agrees, on the condition that Elsie be freed and sent back to his homeworld of Earth

-once in Svartalfheim, things play out as canon and Loki 'dies'

-mysteriously, Elsie is nowhere to be found after this seemingly deeply upsetting occurence

-the rest of the movie plays out as canon and at the end when it is shown that Loki is alive and impersonating Odin, Elsie is shown to be by his side, an adoring look on his face, despite the wrongness of their actions

-some time between the movies, Loki returns Elsie to Earth, promising to come back for him

-Elsie is reluctant to let him go for fear that like last time it would be forever til they saw him again

-they trust him enough to let him go again

-In this gap of time between when Elsie and Loki see each other again, the Inhuman pandemic rages across Earth, turning many into Inhumans, including Elsie, who gain haemokinetic and vampiric abilities

-later, when Thor returns to Asgard in Thor: Ragnarok, he discovers that Odin is actually Loki

-Thor and Loki go to Earth to find Odin

-whilst there, Loki, remembering his promise, makes a stop to see Elsie

-he takes them with him to meet his father, ironic, considering his father is dying

-but, nothing goes to plan and Odin dies and Hela is freed

-the three end up in various places on Sakaar

-eventually when Loki is revealed to be living in the lap of luxury with the Grandmaster, Elsie is shown to be doing much the same, all decked out in a new outfit and everything, just living the high life

-when Thor incapacitates Loki and leaves him behind, so too, does Elsie stay behind

-the two only reappear later when the gladiators find them and the group arrive on Asgard to rescue the citizens of Asgard

-all happens according to existing canon from there

-including the mid credits scene where their ship is intercepted by Thanos' ship

-from here, there are two possible outcomes aka two sub-AUs, if you will, I have that can happen based on one variable: Loki's survival

AU 1

-all proceeds according to canon and Loki dies, leaving Elsie to escape through the portal back to Earth

-he spends years trying to find a way to bring Loki back

-eventually, independently of Tony Stark, they discover time travel via sling-shotting around Earth's sun

-just as they are about to enact their final steps to retrieve Loki, they are intercepted by TVA agents, who bring them back to TVA HQ

-once there, Elsie is furious, just boiling with rage, at how close he was to getting Loki back and how the TVA just ripped it from his grasp

-the TVA cited attempts to manipulate the flow of time as why they captured Elsie

-but the real reason was, they needed somebody who knew Loki intimately in order to capture the Loki variant who had been plaguing them

-while there, Elsie encounters the Loki captured from the main timeline and is slated to work with him and Mobius to catch the troublesome variant Loki

-this Loki never knew Elsie, but something about them felt so familiar it was uncanny

-over the course of the series, they fall in love all over again, same yet different, old yet new

AU 2

-Loki survives yet again and the two live happily together on Earth

-eventually they have a child, Astrid Lokisdottir (more on her later!)

-Loki works with SHIELD as an Asgardian ambassador and correspondent, much like Elsie

-domestic bliss

Facts about them:

-canonically nonbinary

-uses only they/them in the initial web series; later uses he/she as well

-only human in the main cast (others are puppets)

-taller than Yellow Guy and Duck but shorter than Red Guy

-implied romance with Red Guy

-gets on well with Duck due to similar temperaments but often fights with him all the same

-considers Yellow Guy to be their son

-only character in main cast whose outfit changes from episode to episode- no known explanation

-very curious and clearly intelligent

-clearly the smartest of the group

-still an idiot, despite this; they all share a brain cell

(PS, ik some of my mutuals also ship with Red Guy too so if me shipping with him makes you uncomfortable, please by all means, feel free to block my ship tag with him!! It'll be the first tag on this post!! stay safe guys!!)

Updated self insert for Whitehat!! This is Eris!

His hero name is Eros like the deity of love! Their skill is archery and they shoot custom built arrows that contain various compounds that induce a sort of lovesick state in their victims, causing anyone hit with the arrows to become very lovey and suggestible to good intentions as opposed to evil!!

She also serves as the resident computer techie at Whitehat Org.! They and Whitehat have a mutual crush on each other lol

I’ll prob repost this in the morning with all their relevant information but for now here’s a basic physical ref for Ephie!!

Starfleet Personnel File . . . pending . . . 

ACCESS: AUTHORIZED 

-- DR. ETHEL SILVERS -- 

GENDER: nonbinary 

PRONOUNS: they/she 

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: TAKEN (see LT. CMDR DATA SOONG file for more information) 

PARENTS: Evan Silvers, father; Audrey Silvers, mother 

OTHER NUCLEAR FAMILY: twin brothers, Cole and Daniel Silvers 

CHILRDEN: n/a 

PERSONALITY (as described by close friends, family and coworkers): 

- passionate 

- sarcastic 

- empathetic 

- kind 

- ambitious 

- humorous 

LEVEL 5 CLEARANCE REQUIRED FOR FURTHER INFORMATION . . .

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revamped my Star Trek The Next Generation s/i!! For those of you who haven’t met them before, this is Ethel!! They are in a relationship with Data!!

OKAY SO I READ THIS AMAZING FIC (link below!!) and it inspired me to revamp Ephemeris and their relationship with Spamton!! (srsly, go read it, its amazing so far!!!)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35377519/chapters/88178923

But yea, basically, the first chapter of this fic sums up how Ephie meets Spamton. For those of you who aren’t going to read the fic (and tbh for those who are too bc my ‘canon’ diverges from this a bit!) here is the run down!

Ephemeris, having fallen from the Light World, their home and the only place they’ve ever known, is understandably frightened and very much alone upon arriving in Cyber World. 

Wandering about the outskirts of the City, Ephie encounters a Werewire, and subsequently is attacked and left for dead. 

They regain some semblance of consciousness an unknown amount of time later, finding themselves lying in a pile of garbage, the scent rancid in her nose. As she comes to again, she is suddenly violently aware of the pain permeating every fiber of her being and the presence of another next to her. 

There, crouching next to their battered form, is Spamton, eyes alight and practically drooling with anticipation? hunger?? They weren’t sure and they didn’t care to find out, but with their current bodily state, they didn’t exactly have much way of movement and thus not much choice in the matter. 

Spamton chatters loud, meaningless, incomprehensible nonsense at them, promising to sit with them as they die in exchange for that pretty little soul of theirs. He isn’t going to help them. He’s just waiting for them to relinquish their life force. To die.

Or rather, he isn’t waiting. Instead he makes a move to place his hands over her chest, drawing her soul out, as she desperately does her damnest to keep it inside of her. But its a losing battle for Ephemeris. They’re already perilously weak in their current state and there really was never much hope of winning this tug of war for their life. 

Eventually, Ephie gives out and she feels her soul being pulled from her body before she regains ‘consciousness’ taking on the perspective of her soul itself. 

Her soul, her very being, floats just above Spamton’s cupped hands. 

For all that talk of finally having their ‘light’, as he called it, they had figured they’d already have been snuffed out by now. Instead, he was gently cradling their soul, a blank static filled look in his eyes, as if contemplating his actions. He moves the soul to his mouth before pulling it away and shaking his head, a few tears, barely noticeable, spill from under those bicolored glasses. 

He gently pushes their soul back into their body, his breath baited, hoping it wasn’t too late. Upon seeing their chest rise and fall just slightly, he summons his small angel copy to heal up this strange fallen Lightner...

Later, when Ephie wakes up again it is without any of the pain they had felt so viscerally earlier.. earlier? Didn’t they..how were they alive? Looking up, Ephie damn near shrieks, jerkily scooting backwards, at the sight of the monster who had tried to take their soul. 

Spamton, purposefully using a lower register, hushes them, a futile attempt to calm them down. He’s not a threat, he promises. He just wants to bring them food. Might as well eat. 

Ephie tentatively grabs the food from him, scarfing it down. 

The two build trust from there on, Spamton hiring Ephie as his personal assistant, which essentially boiled down to parading them around like an exotic pet to his potential customers. After all, a Lightner-sponsored product must be worth something, right?

Still, the two grow closer. 

And closer still. 

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(the rest is purposely left vague bc GO READ THE GOT DAMN FIC, ITS TOO GOOD!!!)

NOTE: I do NOT take credit for this idea, I am merely summarizing the first chapter of what I thought was a beautiful fic!! If the author of this fic sees this and would prefer I take it down, please let me know kindly and I will!! I just really love the premise!! 

NEW SELF INSERT DROPPED FOR OTTO AND NORMAN!!!!

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*in my AU, Rosalie and Otto never get married but remain friendly*

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Graduating university at an early age, Elsie, much like MCU!Elsie, is a prodigy in their own right. They diverge slightly from MCU!Elsie, where instead of astrophysics and cosmology, they pursue quantum physics. 

This Elsie also has more of a moral compass than her prime counterpart, passionate about the environment and the impact humanity has on its host planet, Earth. 

They get involved with Dr. Otto Octavius, who is an esteemed nuclear physicist, and avid researcher of sustainable energy alternatives. The two begin to collaborate and eventually, together, develop the Fusion Reactor. 

During the years leading up to this creation, Norman Osborn offered Elsie a position at his company, Oscorp several times. Despite their repeated denial of the offers, the two grew to be good friends. It was through Elsie that Otto and Norman, who were once college friends, began to reconnect. 

Elsie begins to develop feelings for both men, doing their damnest at attempting to flirt with each of them. Both Otto and Norman seemed to reciprocate, though it was with Otto that Elsie first confessed. 

After awhile, Elsie brought up the idea of including Norman, something which Otto initially was opposed to, but after a few outings with which to reconnect with the man, agreed to. 

Norman and Otto, both now dating Elsie, did not start out having romantic feelings for each other, but slowly they too fell in love with each other. 

(Time passes and Parker and Strange do a magical fucky wucky and NWH happens-)

At some point in time during Spiderman NWH, Peter Parker + MJ and Ned find and bring back Elsie. Elsie, being essentially harmless, is a little offended to be locked up at first. 

Once the three are let out of their cells, they embrace, overjoyed to see each other again, especially in this strange new universe. 

The rest of the movie basically proceeds as canon with the addition of Elsie in their ofc lol

Ephie Dark World/Cyber World references!!

I backtracked immediately after remembering why I left Eira as an oc as opposed to an s/i for anything, she's just not anything like me! She's her own character and I can't force her to be anything else!! 

 Anyway, try to ignore that if you saw that, 

THIS is my Deltarune s/i for Spamton!!! Ephie!! Short for Ephemeris,, Their name means a tool in astronomy that gives the trajectory of astronomical bodies, both naturally occurring and artificial!! Also because I think it sounds pretty!!! 

Not much to say about them except, they Spamton kisser,,

New Villainos content dropped so...

New ref for Fidget!! my Villainos s/i!! dark academia hoe ass bitch- 

A little backstory that’s kinda rambly, lol: 

Fidget ends up working at Blackhat Org. bc they hacked into the only strong wifi signal near by, which happened to be BHO's wifi, and upon finding out, Dr. Flug was infuriated that his security was not foolproof.  Tho also mildly irritated by the intrusion, Blackhat was fairly impressed by their skill and offered to hire them on the spot, yknow that, or, well,, a more lethal alternative. 

Fidget, being unemployed and totally prepared to sign away her soul to what had to be the devil, immediately said yes and they've been working there ever since. they aren't necessarily evil per say, but they're morally grey, and due to persuasion, ended up siding with the villains. that and one of  the villains is super cute. and Fidget is super gay. 

Demencia, prior to meeting Fidget had been obsessively "in love" with Blackhat because of how dastardly evil he was. hell, she even has a Blackhat plushie! Upon seeing Fidget however, she immediately fell hard for this sad, tired looking regular old human. 

Fidget is basically the antithesis of BH's power and evil. They are just human, constantly exhausted and very unimpressive, aside from their intelligence. But Demencia couldn't help but love them anyways. She doesn't know why. Nobody really does. 

One day, BH pulls Fidget away to his office and everybody thinks this is it. There goes the new coworker. bye fidget. But really, he just ends up breaking his facade of cool power, momentarily to thank Fidget for taking Dem's attention off of him. It was suffocating and he hated it. He wasn't nice about it obviously, but he was thankful.

Dem is just smitten with Fidget and Fidget, totally unsure if their feelings are reciprocated, is always painfully awkward around the very forward Demencia! It takes them forever to figure out that YES SHE DOES LIKE YOU, YOU IDIOT!! 

After they get together they are the grossest couple ever, just lots of pda and pet names and Dr. Flug hates it. BH hates it. Even the heroes who are all for the redeeming power of love, hate it. Well. The heroes mostly hate it bc Dem and Fidget use their combined destructive power as a couple to continue to wreak havoc! The two couldn't care less tho, they just are happy to have each other! 

 feel free to ask me questions about them!! I'd love to answer!!

stay safe and happy!! <3

(using a cute picrew instead of my own art because I need to  make a new ref sheet for Elsie but I don’t have my markers with me lol)

Fandom: MCU

Name: Elsie Anders

Age: 26

Gender + Sexuality + Pronouns: nonbinary + bisexual + she/they

Species: human (formerly), Inhuman (later)

Skills/Talents/Attributes: genius level IQ, two doctorates (astrophysics & quantum cosmology), eidetic memory, haemokinesis (later, Inhuman ability)

Occupation: Elsie is theoretical astrophysicist at Stanford University. She also eventually serves as a correspondent with SHIELD due to her knowledge regarding Asgard and other extraterrestrial life and phenomena.

Strengths: intelligent, curious, intuitive, creative, high empathy

Weaknesses: insecure, nervous/anxious, easily upset, physically weak

Personality: Elsie is extremely intelligent and voraciously curious, seeking out answers wherever she can. She is an uncannily fast learner, soaking up information from every possible source before filtering out and refining it to perfect factual accuracy. Despite her incredible mental capacity, she is very insecure and doubts herself often. She isn’t very good with people and only gets attached to a select few people. But with those people, she is extremely loving and cares about them a great deal.

Relationships:

- Loki Laufeyson is her partner!

- Phil Coulson might as well be her dad.

- Daisy Johnson is her best friend!

- I could honestly go into way more detail about her other relationships, but those are the important ones!

Name: Jophiel

Nicknames: Jo (Will Graham), Jophie (Hannibal Lecter)

Age: ???

Species: ??? possibly an angel? definitely an eldritch abomination not of this Earth

Gender + Sexuality: ??? presents as female + bisexual

Skills/Talents/Attributes: remarkable intelligence and aptitude for learning, superhuman strength and other physical attributes (speed, endurance, etc), shape shifting between a human (ish) form and her natural appearance, healing abilities (both of herself and others)

Occupation: college student studying biology and hoping to go to veterinary school

Strengths: intelligent, curious, intuitive, creative, high empathy, extremely sensitive

Weaknesses: insecure, nervous/anxious, easily upset, trusting, naïve (due to her not having grown up in human society)

Personality: Jophiel is, while seemingly gullible, in fact, highly intelligent with a love of learning and more importantly, helping others. She has high empathy, emotional sensitivity and a remarkable intuition. The combination of these things has made Jophiel a very kind and compassionate person, who tends to see the good, even in, especially in ‘evil’ people. She is sweet and loving and very gentle. Despite her intellect, she sometimes comes across as bumbling and silly, because of her lack of awareness of human social norms. Even so, she loves deeply and wholly, those she cares about. 

Relationships: Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter are her romantic partners.

Other: 

- When in human form, the only remaining indicator of Jo’s true form is a small golden halo around her head. She covers this with a hat most times, a maroon beanie being her favored choice. 

- when she is startled or feeling particularly strong emotions, Jo shifts back into her true form, unintentionally, most of the time.

- animal lover

- often comes home to Will and Hannibal carrying injured or distressed animals

- basically anything she can carry, she takes home, much to Will and Hannibal’s chagrin 

- Will isn’t really religious but he’s a little bit convinced that Jo was, in a sense, a ‘guardian angel’ of sorts for him

- if this was true, then Jo was really a guardian angel to both Will and Hannibal

- After all, the two men really could use one.

new mcu s/i for Loki!! (she’s replacing Eira bc I feel like Eira’s grown into her own character as opposed to an s/i!)

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Name: Elsie Anders 

Age: 26 

Gender + Sexuality: Female + bisexual 

Species: human (formerly), Inhuman (later)

Skills/Talents/Attributes: genius level IQ, two doctorates (astrophysics & quantum cosmology), eidetic memory, haemokinesis (later, Inhuman ability) 

Occupation: Elsie is theoretical astrophysicist at Stanford University. She also eventually serves as a correspondent with SHIELD due to her knowledge regarding Asgard and other extraterrestrial life and phenomena. 

Strengths: intelligent, curious, intuitive, creative, high empathy

Weaknesses: insecure, nervous/anxious, easily upset, physically weak

 Personality: Elsie is extremely intelligent and voraciously curious, seeking out answers wherever she can. She is an uncannily fast learner, soaking up information from every possible source before filtering out and refining it to perfect factual accuracy. Despite her incredible mental capacity, she is very insecure and doubts herself often. She isn’t very good with people and only gets attached to a select few people. But with those people, she is extremely loving and cares about them a great deal.

Relationships: 

 - Loki Laufeyson is her partner! 

- Phil Coulson might as well be her dad.

- Daisy Johnson is her best friend!

- I could honestly go into way more detail about her other relationships, but those are the important ones! 

Other: *in my canon, instead of Thor being banished to Earth, it is Loki who is banished to Earth and found by Elsie