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round and round the winchesters go

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I am an Angel of the Lord who probably would do well in finance, and I don't like to do what people expect. Thirty-four. White USian. Autistic, anxious depressive (with PTSD). Nonbinary/genderqueer (demigirl). She/they pronouns. Sex-indifferent pan gay greyromantic demisexual. INFP/ISFP. Survivor. Socialist. Feminist. Relativist. Agnostic atheist. Struggling college student (yes, still). Honest misanthrope (because humans are works of art but humanity is tainted by its hatreds, conceits, and deceits), almost never neutral (because the status quo isn't), and unapologetic slasher 'til death do I stop. I am things, I question things, I like things, I hate things, I watch things, I read things, I write things, I say things, I do things. Things happen on this blog.
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Can we just talk about these for a sec, mkay. 

  1. this is so fucking staged. 
  2. awkward moment when they are all the same smiles
  3. really fucking weird how these pictures were taken
  4. what normal people take constant pictures like this everywhere?
  5. they always do these pictures. standing side by side, smiling, Louis arm around her waist, her arm usually awkwardly in front of Louis stomach etc.
  6. released all at the same time. not suspicious at all how anyone found these
  7. nice try management
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BLIND(PEOPLE)SCAPE: Haylor, what are your teams doing?

Even though rumors about the possibility that a raising relationship between two famous people is fake are quite normal, what’s happening with Haylor is surreal. Tabloids are getting crazy: half of them reports their unbelievable love, half of them is honest and sure about them being a mere publicity stunt. I’ve definitely always quite enjoyed journalism and I’m sure that I’ve never seen bloggers, tabloids, journalists, Louis Tomlinsons less convinced of something. What’s going on?

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This should help things a bit.

I was going to do this about three weeks ago, but decided it would be a waste of time, because I thought Haylor would be done and over with by now. Apparently not. On my dash I keep seeing people messaging the more popular Larry blogs saying “what if Haylor is real” “Taylor doesn’t seem like the type of girl to be a beard” “I don’t think Taylor would be in a fake relationship” and all that. Just because she ends up writing songs about these guys, doesn’t mean she was really into them.

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What I can’t wrap my head around is how so many people are just conveniently forgetting all the shit we’ve dug up on Modest and all the inconsistencies and slip ups they’ve had in their attempts to make A Fake Relationship appear real. Like does everyone just forget all of that proof we have?

And does everyone just forget all the Larry moments we’ve gathered together over the last 2 years that straight up tell us that there is more than a friendship between them? That they are hiding something? Are people just forgettingBoy Banders Are Hiding A Secret?

I just don’t get it guys. How are so many smart people losing their confidence about all this? Look, I get that what was tweeted hurt like hell. I was hurt. But ya know what? I wasn’t hurt for me. I was hurt for those two boys who have had to deal with so much pain and pressure just because they fell in love with each other and happened to be in the same boy band. In the end, this is about them and their happiness, not about us. We need to continue to support them through this. We all knew something like this would eventually happen. So where did all that “I won’t ever stop supporting them…” people go? Now is not the time to abandon ship. 

Now I’m sure a few of those tweets were from Louis, especially the ones about his mother. But no way in hell do I believe he would ever EVER call his friendship with Harry “bullshit”. His friendship with Harry means the world to him and that is possibly the most disrespectful thing that could’ve been said about it. Not to mention that when he said that he was responding to a tweet from a girl who didn’t even mention him! So how did he find it? You really think he was searching “louis” just to find random tweets about himself? No. 

Management is trying to regain their control ok. They are losing all of their clients and they are fumbling around right now. They’re grasping at straws. This company is going under and they’re like chickens without heads. This was their way of getting their last jab in. Is there anything worse that they could’ve done? No. This was it and they did it. 

I think people are forgetting how much control Modest has over these boys. The entertainment industry, and the music industry in particular, is notorious for being corrupt and for working their talent to the bone. They are in it for the money, the higher ups don’t care about the boys’ wellbeing. I absolutely hate when people try to say that mgmt wouldn’t go this far. First of all, stop talking out of your ass about things you have no clue about. Go pick up a book about the music industry and then we’ll talk. Modest in particular probably has the worst reputation in the industry. Simon Cowell is even sick of them. Don’t for a minute think that they wouldn’t go this far. The boys’ entire lives are controlled by their management team. Face that fact. They signed a very strict contract back when they were not huge world wide superstars and that contract is extremely restricting and puts mgmt in control of pretty much everything they do publicly.

All I’m saying is please don’t forget everything we know about Larry and about A Fake Relationship. It would be silly to give in to what they want and so many have already. Their goal is to destroy this part of the fandom and they’re winning. But we’re the ones with the independent thought, we have the knowledge, we have our wisdom, we have the PROOF that backs up our theories. Don’t forget all of that now. This is the time to remain steadfast. Those two boys need us now more than ever. Please.

If after all this you still hate on Louis and you still doubt, then please don’t come to me with any of that because I will not be having it. End of story.

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Alright, I literally just made this blog to put a rest to everyone's bickering. Yeah another picture analysis, big surprise.

This isn’t the only topic I wanted to cover. But seriously the whole Eleanor/Louis photo drama is pissing me off.

Okay guys look, it’s not the fact that they’re together in a photo. It’s the fact that the photo is obviously photoshopped. Whether or not this was fan made or mgmt made (honestly leaning toward second. Not literally BY management but I think this level of Photoshopping is for a magazine) it’s very clear this is not Louis’ body.

I honestly couldn’t give half a fuck because even when they try this still looks awkward.

I actually believe this type of photo would be used in a future magazine to promote Louis and Eleanor. You know how people get upset when women are touched up in magazines? Why wouldn’t they do it with Louis? Men have bodily expectations as well.

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