Always Together ♡

favorite photo of all time not even joking

FUN FACT! I've seen this post on various blogs for quite some years and I can finally tell you guys: I know this cat! It is THIS VERY ONE:

The bar is called Prik obviously, it's in Amsterdam, and last time I checked, the cat is called "Prikkedik" (I've left Facebook a long time ago so maybe they've replaced her since, idk).

It's also a very nice gay bar with Very Nice People by the way. Highly recommended if you want a gay cocktail in Amsterdam Centrum (10-15 mins walk from Cantral Station). The cat may be hard to find when it's busy on evenings.

And on the second picture you can even see where the first pic was taken:

Thank you for attending my TED talk.

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they have him on their website 🧡

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

The Guanyin temple confession is maybe my favorite scene of any piece of media I've ever consumed because it's so unpredictable.

You got the villain just halting his evil plot, full stop, in the middle of his gloating speech, no less, because "What do you MEAN you guys aren't even together?! What?! No, no, no, there won't be any romantic misunderstanding in my hostage situation! Honey, tell him!"

And then the calmest, most polite character alive procceeds to go his version of apeshit on this punk like "my brother like-likes you, you fucking pinecone! You useless twink! We all thought you were a hoe but you are just an imbecile!" (Which is a nice parallel to the Jiang brothers' hatred for the peacock, but I digress)

And THEN, when it's the perfect moment for a climatic love confession, homeboy goes and screams for everyone to hear that he... really wanted that dick, Hanguang-jun! Where's love? Who cares? WWX wants to ride you like a carnival ride: sticky and filthy and multiple times.

It's a wonder that Xichen didn't yank that string from Jing GuangYao to strangle WWX himself.

This has been my favorite addition, I cackled like a seal irl lol

i feel like sy's whole thing about If I Were Your Mom is actually weirder because it Isn't a fetish thing for him. like it's not a kink for him to be binghe's mom. he has a pure and earnest desire for binghe to be in his womb. and then die in childbirth ensuring binghe gets to live. this is weirder than if he had a mommy fetish

Preach I guess

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

Me: ???

Oh now my anxiety is back thanks past ralph! Why did I do this

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

#MedicalHistoryTaking

Slightly related true story from my family:

“911, what’s your emergency?”

“My house is on fire, but it’s just one wall and I have a fire extinguisher, so I think I can put it out.”

“Sir, please get out of the house. The fire engines are on their way.”

“I will in a minute, but I really think I can–”

“SIR. PLEASE. LEAVE THE HOUSE.”

“Fine.” [beat] “Okay, from out here I can see that the whole roof is on fire.”

“Fine.” [beat] “Okay, from

out here I can see that the

whole roof is on fire.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I’ve made a post about this before but I’m bringing it up again because I’m having Thots

Obviously, Feyd is so ripped and gorgeous in Dune 2 but to achieve that look there’s lot of diet restrictions and dehydration involved. It’s not realistic to maintain. So during fights or other celebratory events, Feyd might do what’s necessary to look like that for a short time.

BUT normally he’s thicker?? Like still strong and muscular but not as defined. I think he might be even more physically imposing like this when it’s not for show but purely strength-based.

I can just imagine Reader/Jewel seeing him for the first time after he stops the strict diet and just DYING over this man

(And obviously Austin has more of a slender build so realistically Feyd wouldn’t get like huge but you know what I mean)

I think I’ve made a post about this before but I’m bringing it up again because I’m having Thots

Obviously, Feyd is so ripped and gorgeous in Dune 2 but to achieve that look there’s lot of diet restrictions and dehydration involved. It’s not realistic to maintain. So during fights or other celebratory events, Feyd might do what’s necessary to look like that for a short time.

BUT normally he’s thicker?? Like still strong and muscular but not as defined. I think he might be even more physically imposing like this when it’s not for show but purely strength-based.

I can just imagine Reader/Jewel seeing him for the first time after he stops the strict diet and just DYING over this man

(And obviously Austin has more of a slender build so realistically Feyd wouldn’t get like huge but you know what I mean)

(touching your open wound) damn you’re so wet

*sigh*

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