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@seenashwrite / seenashwrite.tumblr.com

Failed Southern belle. Likely older than you. Vulgar wench. Sweaty try-hard. Wannabe script doctor. Vigilant newb. Fifteen pieces of flair. Potty mouth. Your fave. Plus, I'm incredibly funny. And humble. 18+ Followers only, please. I no longer take requests via anon due to lack of follow-ups letting me know it was seen & appreciated. **ON HIATUS** 🌟 MOBILE MASTER LIST 🌟
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@waywardjoy reblogged your post and added:

I love it when Nash gives us Supernatural: A History stories. Because this right here must be canon. This has to be the only way this could have gone down. It’s too bloody brilliant not to be true!!

Oh, awesome!! I’m so happy to hear it, it gets me hoppin’ to hear when y’all think my stuff could fit right into the show, one of the top feedbacks there is! Thank you much for the pass-a-long and taking time to leave me a note! 😊

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Poor lil Octopus! I love her fumbling bumbling optimism. Glad she finally got it right. Super cute, Nash. 💕

Oh I’m so glad to hear you enjoyed it and yes, she of all deserves a major “bless your heart”. 😆 Thank you much for the pass-a-long and taking time to leave me a note!

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@waywardjoy reblogged your post and added:

This is hilarious!! I knew right away what Cas did, but part of my twisted mind was still hoping for something like these little beasties. Once again y’all, Nash’s humor is on point!

Sentient brownies. Yes. And I would gobble them up just the same as the non-sentient ones, I have no preference. I mean, as long as they don’t try to gobble me back. Thank you much for the pass-a-long and taking time to leave me a note, so glad you enjoyed! 😊

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@waywardjoy reblogged your post and added:

Day 11 is the best…worst…made me crack up so hard. You’re a bit evil, Nash! And that line “…I wrote him…” I nearly had a spit-take on my screen!! All around awesomely festive fic! 🎄

We here at NashHole, Inc. love to hear when spit-takes are on the table as an option, and I thank you for not just the pass-a-long but letting me know something I did brought joy to my Joy!! 😁 Makes me grin a mile wide! 

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waywardjoy

Makes me all tingly when you get all possessive like that, Nash. 😉 I have to admit I’ve reread this fic two more times now. Just gets funnier every time!

....and repeat reads =  😁

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@waywardjoy reblogged your post and added:

Day 11 is the best…worst…made me crack up so hard. You’re a bit evil, Nash! And that line “…I wrote him…” I nearly had a spit-take on my screen!! All around awesomely festive fic! 🎄

We here at NashHole, Inc. love to hear when spit-takes are on the table as an option, and I thank you for not just the pass-a-long but letting me know something I did brought joy to my Joy!! 😁 Makes me grin a mile wide! 

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@waywardjoy reblogged your post and added:

Four hundred forty words of absolute perfection. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Woo-hoo! That’s got me a-hoppin’! Thank you so much for the pass-a-long and leaving me such awesome feedback, I am so very pleased you enjoyed it! 😊

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@waywardjoy reblogged your post and added:

I will never be able to eat another gingerbread cookie again. There goes my weekend plans for baking! This was deliciously scorched!! The ending was perfect!

“Deliciously scorched” is phenomenal, you should be in marketing, too funny. Love it. Here, have one of the little suckers that didn’t make the cut (he’s not terribly intact, but a cute stinker nonetheless)

Okay, well, he’s maybe a touch miserable... no he’s singing, totally singing. 😳Thank you much for the pass-a-long and taking time to leave me a note!

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@waywardjoy reblogged your post and added:

Not sure how I missed this one. But so glad it came across my dash. The cryptic wtf is “it”?!? Is done so brilliantly that I’m not even mad that we still have no idea!! Fabulous snark and banter as always!

Yippee! I am tickled that a good handful of people stumbled upon this oldie goldie, glad it’s bringing smiles to faces! Oh, and hey - check the bottom of the post, it leads to another I’d done after many peeps were curious about the “it”, so that’s where I spill the beans 😁 You rock, thank you much for the pass-a-long and taking time to leave me a note!

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@waywardjoy reblogged your post and added:

First off, I am less than a fan of the circus. Second I loathe clowns more than Sam does. Third, this is sooooooo intriguing!! I am so glad for the promised part 2. @seenashwrite I repeat myself is saying, can you please submit your resume to the show?? This is one awesome episode!
Soooooo gooooooood. Love [!]. Her little jab at her former employer. Brilliant. The scene playing out for Sam- brutal and so vivid. Excited to see what part 3 will bring!!
If you aren’t reading this story, stop what you’re doing and read it. Just do it. Now.
Love this ending! I totally pictured Sam rolling his eyes and Dean sniggering at [!]’s explanation. Beautifully and creepily written. As always, Nash delivered. Even if she did make me read about clowns.

Listen, I could not be more proud of both you and Sam for sticking it out, truly. 😂 #bless  And I am so happy you enjoyed it, and you saying it felt like an episode is absolutely a top tier compliment, am pleased it read that way! You rock, thank you much for the pass-a-long and taking time to leave me such wonderful feedback, I appreciate you more than I can say.

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So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

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whitmerule

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

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hazeldomain

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

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prairiedust

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

But do you pad across rooms? 

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

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k-vichan

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

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bettsfic

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

I looked at myself in the mirror, carefully mapping out every detail of my face, especially my eyes. They are cerulean orbs made of pure ocean water that can be seen a 1000 yards away. Is that disturbing? Yes. Yes it is.

My breath just hitched and I felt shame wash over me. I know I’m guilty of all of these. 😂

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fortisfiliae

I felt my cheeks getting hot, deep red spreading across them, while reading these. The guilt is real.

This whole post made me chuckle darkly.

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waywardjoy

@seenashwrite why did this post make me think of you?? 😉

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seenashwrite

@waywardjoy - Because you know me ever-so-well. But I shan’t laugh or chuckle. I shall giggle demurely and softly, and look up at you through my eyelashes, softly, and then I shall applaud you, but softly, as I click “post”. Softly.

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@waywardjoy reblogged your post “Jacked” and added:

Simply brilliant!!! This is a roll-on-the-floor-laugh-your-ass-off good time!! 🎃

Speaking of booty.... bwah-ha-hahahaha.... had to use it when I spotted it. Thank you much for the pass-a-long, glad you got a kick out of it!

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@waywardjoy reblogged your post and added:

Let me just start by saying, I don’t read smut. I usually scan passed and continue enjoying what I am reading. I don’t read it, so much so, that all my friends participating in the smut day festivities have left me off their tags. When @seenashwrite asked if readers wanted to be tagged, I agreed out of sheer curiosity. And let me tell you I was not disappointed! For starters, non AU rpf is my jam. The seemingly unrequited or at least knows she shouldn’t thing-yep. In other words, I really enjoyed this. Naughty bits and all. Thanks for yanking me from my comfort zone, Nash.

Oh I’m so glad, and once again, you and I share the same brain because, same. I don’t mind some naughty bits, it just typically at some point crosses a ::sigh:: ::this again:: line for me, and I check out, so I am incredibly happy you found this piece to hit the mark plot-wise, truly. I appreciate the pass-a-long and taking time to leave me a note, you rock. 😘

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@waywardjoy reblogged your post “countenance, deign, supercilious :)” and added: 

Love it!! Clever use of those superfluous words! Love the mention of Sully. And John’s last comment!! This brand of cunning you’ve given the youngest Winchester is exactly how I have always pictured the boy!

[nods] Same. All I could picture was Dean being like “You got into what?!” and Sammy being all ::sigh::, because I just can’t imagine they spilled the beans to John right away, given how protective (and nervous) he was about Sam. So I figure Dean got in at least a few lectures. I also restrained myself from making him go all fire-starter because, y’know, fire. 😂 I am pleased you liked the final product, thank you much for the pass-a-long and taking time to leave me a note!

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countenance, deign, supercilious :)

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BUZZED

John looked at his watch again. The spelling bee was entering its fourth hour, and it wasn’t as if they could slip out. It was down to two: Sam, and the boy who kept asking for every root word, every definition, every alternate pronunciation. The crowd had long ago thinned; even the judges were exhausted.

Sam was frustrated, Dean could tell. It was in the eleven-year-old’s creased brow and set jaw - not at the words he’d been given, he’d nailed every one. The occasional mildly dirty looks that crossed his face were directed at his competitor’s back every time the kid would launch into his routine.

“…is middle English, in turn from the French ‘degnier’, in turn from the Latin ‘dignare’,” a judge was saying.

“Thank you. Deign. D-E-I-G-N. Deign.”

A smattering of polite applause, a nod from the judges, the kid sat down, and Sam was at the microphone again.

“Your word is supercilious.”

“Supercilious. S-U-P-E….”

“This can’t go on,” John muttered to Dean.

And Dean began to wonder if Sam was thinking the same thing. Dean leaned forward in his seat, squinting. He couldn’t get a clear view of his brother, now seated, partially blocked by the other kid, who was standing and walking back to the mic, but Dean was sure he’d spotted something in Sam’s hand. He was squeezing a small object, eyes darting between the judges and the kid. When Sam’s lips ever-so-slightly began to move, Dean’s eyes widened.

Suddenly, he knew.

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