Me, the unsuspecting reader, part-way through a story whose author apparently contracted Memento disease whilst noting the category & compiling pertinent warnings so as to prevent dramatically rolled eyes, followed by closing of windows on the part of my person.

If 👏 it 👏 has 👏 e 👏 ven 👏 one 👏 that 👏 still 👏 counts 👏 so 👏own 👏 your 👏shit

#surprise bangings  #covert bonings  #this isn’t hard  #he certainly can be  #just not right in my face  #you heard me  #TAG YOUR P*RN