Seriously? Somebody unfollowed me for that? It’s been less than 15 minutes, I refreshed the screen because it was laggy, and again I repeat *seriously*?

Oh my stars, I hope you find a life, “get a life” seems too much to hope for at this stage in your maturity.

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ETA: I haven’t looked at my dash in easily three weeks so if somebody thought that was a targeted message, they also need to check their ego.

Have I Taught You All *Nothing*?

Take credit for what you do! [to this person in particular, because you’re in the top %ile ‘round these parts, I do declare]  I understaaaaaand, though. I just like my horn getting tooted, whether it’s me doing it or someone else, and holy moly that came out all innuendo-y.  Still accurate. But heavy-handed. Son of a bitch, I did it again...