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@seenashwrite / seenashwrite.tumblr.com

Failed Southern belle. Likely older than you. Vulgar wench. Sweaty try-hard. Wannabe script doctor. Vigilant newb. Fifteen pieces of flair. Potty mouth. Your fave. Plus, I'm incredibly funny. And humble. 18+ Followers only, please. I no longer take requests via anon due to lack of follow-ups letting me know it was seen & appreciated. **ON HIATUS** 🌟 MOBILE MASTER LIST 🌟
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Side Note To Fan Fic Authors

Here’s the thing.

I read a lot of scripts.  A lot.  From professionals to aspiring writers to complete newbies.  Features and pilots.  Specs and treatments.

And 8 times out of 10 the fan fic that I’ve read over the last, oh, 15 years is leagues better than this stuff.  It’s more inspired.  It’s more compelling.  It’s genre bending and creative and heartfelt.  It’s well-paced and intense and funny and sexy and meaningful.  It’s smart and thoughtful and good.  It’s novel-quality.  Better than, sometimes.

Rare is the script I don’t want to put down, but how often have we stayed up until 3am to get to the last chapter of a 100k fic? And it’s not even a fan fic author’s day job.  This is what they do on the side.  In their spare time.  For free.

So my point is, fan fic authors, you’re good.  You’re good writers and great storytellers.  I know it doesn’t always feel like it, especially if you’re one of the authors who’s not a BNF and doesn’t get the notes/hits that a few do.  And  because some people still view fic as “not real writing.” You guys know the shit that gets made into movies.  You’re better than that.  So be better than that.  If writing is what you think want to do, then just know you’re already doing it.   You’ve already started.

And you’re more talented than you might think.

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seenashwrite

I thank you much. 🤗

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@seenashwrite  fuck 😂 you got me. I'm wiping tears from my eyes as I'm typing this. Oof, I just wheezed really loud. Can't. Stop. Laughing. Good ol' Nash.. Damn. I'm not gonna be done laughing any time soon. Brilliant 👏🙌🙌🙌

Glad you got a laugh, I thought I might get in trouble for playing Mad Libs. Legit wasn’t trying to be bitchy. I couldn’t resist when I saw some of the options. I just sometimes...

Like, it’s okay. It’s okay when - upon having limited word choices - we go with the tried-and-trues. Nobody’s looking for anatomical descriptions as if we’re in an autopsy, on the other hand, not exactly looking for a word buffet.

Then again, on the other other hand, if we’re gonna do it, let’s double-down, y’know? He popped his piccolo in her canoe, stirred the stew and added some special sauce, flipped her folds like he was thumbing through the Bible lookin’ for a miracle. 

(Oh and PS thank you and such and whatnots  😉)

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@favilla1479 reblogged your post and added:

I confess I have not read your stuffs in way longer than acceptable, Nash BUT why is it that the first thing I choose to bite into after such a long break, ends up causing my grey cells to dance cancan on a tightrope? [...]  Nevertheless, I have read both the note and the story and have come to the only legitimate conclusion; we *viewers of SPN* have been robbed, as consumers because of your non-involvement in the script making for said show. There. I said it. Dear Nash, your writing, storytelling, understanding of characterization and people as a whole has proven you one of the greatest contributors to the fanfiction-verse; this piece is the Icarus, if he hasn’t flown too close to the sun, ya get me? It’s soaring.I hope, one day perhaps, we can see your name in the end credits of something.

That loveliness above is but a smidgen of the lurve I’ve just received, and I am putting the rest of Fav’s glorious note below the cut, not to brag on myself via these kind words, but because I want to brag on this awesome reader here for going above and beyond with the feedback. Holy moly, I am speechless (I know, I know, hard to believe, but ‘tis true). I am just blown away. 

I am so happy you like the stories, and especially this one, it’s a favorite of mine. I hope the show goes with the premise of it, because sure it’s a bit expected but it’s logical, and that’s more important. I read somewhere that Dabb & co. are aware that since the finale, the fans have speculated that the basic scenario I laid out is what’s going to happen, and I sincerely hope they don’t change it (if it was their plan) to something else out of some misguided “surprise shocker”. There’s plenty of surprises to mine out of that logical scenario, after all. At least, to me. 😉 

Thank you so much, I am truly moved by your words, I can’t express it enough.

(And, PS: listen, Fav - talking about creativity slump - that grey cells line is *gold*, as is the Icarus one, I hope you’ve got those stashed somewhere in a document for use at some point!)

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HAHAHAHA those hashtags 😂 @seenashwrite I love you for that, needed a laugh

(said hashtags above, for the populous)

And look, Fav, she’s already there, in yonder background, offering her pathetic – I MEAN – sympathetic angst to “Sam, out there hunting”….

But as she’s a redhead, it’s 50/50 that she’s The Chosen Snatch or just another sweetheart notch on the ol’ bedpost. 😉

Whyanne is THE girl, didn’t you know? All want ‘er, all get 'er. She’s really inspiring for us all women out there, apparently all you need to do is blush at every comment made by the opposite sex, bite your lip and giggle every four words per sentence (bonus points if your giggling is caused by no-idea-how-to-act-like-a-grown-ass-woman or a not-at-all-giggle-inducing comment that the object of your affections has made) and you can get anything you want in this world.

Also, worth knowing, the aforementioned objects of your affection can and WILL ruin their own lives, leave their friends and family that they would (and have) die for previous to knowing you, all in the name of their undying love for Y/N. (you, that’s you if you hadn’t caught on, I KNOW what a plot twist huh?!?)

Maybe that was her plan all along 🤔 to seduce every possible man on this planet (I’m just now realizing that bitch probably caught a few aliens in her web as well-CELESTIAL BEINGS TOO- what. the. ever. loving. fuck.) and leave nothing behind but ash and dust as they all scramble to their feet to keep her from leaving, whimpering and crying One Man Tears as they watch her go before realizing that life without her doesn’t have any sense nor meaning (their friends and family at this point long forgotten) and throw themselves off a nearest cliff.

I cannot believe I just spent the last ten minutes typing about this shit. I think Y/N accomplished her ultimate goal, she’s ruined me. You win this time… Whyanne… (please read this in a fashion as presented below)

I’ve nothing to say, but  #*chef’s kiss* #bwah-ha-hahahaha #well done #dem tags too #haaaaahahahaha #wheeze #pfffffffttt #gasp #snort

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@favilla1479 replied to your photoset

HAHAHAHA those hashtags 😂 @seenashwrite I love you for that, needed a laugh

(said hashtags above, for the populous)

And look, Fav, she’s already there, in yonder background, offering her pathetic -- I MEAN -- sympathetic angst to “Sam, out there hunting”....

But as she’s a redhead, it’s 50/50 that she’s The Chosen Snatch or just another sweetheart notch on the ol’ bedpost. 😉

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Tumblr is being stupid. Something messed up and I couldn't find my original reblog so don't be surprised that I reblogged again with the same comment 😬 ANYWAY. I'm glad I made you feel things! 😊 And I appreciate the feedback appreciation of the feedback... Or something like that

Hahahaha you rock. I am sending you a virtual fancy slushy cocktail for your diligence. And hey, listen, we here in double-digitville take all the reblogs we can get! 😂

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@favilla1479 reblogged your post and added:

I gasped at the amount of notes this has. How come people don’t read what’s good? Seriously, get on it, lads. Get your heads out of your asses and turn your back on the reader inserts for a second to read this masterpiece. The funny was funny, the fluff was fluffy, the creatures were… Creative? Not big on adjectives. I appreciate The Moose Pig, that was truly a nice touch. And as much as spiders tend to be annoying little shits, Charlotte’s determination is truly admirable. I like the thing.

WELL MAKE ME TEAR UP, WHYDONCHA?!?  Serious business - what a fantastic piece of snark-dipped feedbackin’ that first part is, be still my heart #so proud  Legit, that means a lot, thank you. Now, I wish I could take credit for the creature, I have a folder of bookmarked cryptids for such (fic) occasions, had forgotten about it, then when went cruisin’ for this piece I was like Oh. OHHHHH you are so in this, you beautiful bacon butt bastard. I’m pleased you enjoyed it, truly, and thank you much for the pass-a-long and leaving me such awesome feedback, made my day, you rock. 

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Actual Footage Of My Internal Editor, Who Is Having The Vapors & Needs the Fainting Couch Posthaste

That lipstick is actually awesome, I should get one... And hell yeah I enjoyed it! I can't remember reading any of your stuff and feeling disappointed, actually... Which is pretty annoying because I'd very much like to bitch about something but there's no damn flaws in your writing.. I genuinely enjoy it all. Ah, well.. I guess we'll both have to live with that

@favilla1479 - I have a list of words I do a search for because I abuse them horribly, Cinderella’s-stepmother-style. It’s not good. And I’ve recently re-edited like, all the things for the annoying habit I have of dropping into a new paragraph for dialogue when it’s not [always] needed. But I’m taking that praise to the bathtub & soaking in it ‘til I’m nice n’ pruny. ;) 

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She tolerates them nicely, tis true

favilla1479 reblogged your post “Gaslight” and added:

I like Jane. Jane’s a good one, she’s got the thing you know? The Winchester thing… That one. Spot on, the sibling banter, very true to characters. Also, may I say, you are the absolute queen of dialogue. I can read only their exchange and see them so vividly, still, nothing more needed.

@favilla1479 - They *do*, however, desperately need to locate some flannel that is of an appropriate size. She’s tall, like them, but she ain’t of Themiscyra lineage, is all I’m sayin’. THANK YOU for the wonderful feedback on how I wrangle dialogue. I try my bestest to (a) make it feel seamless with the established personalities of our show characters, and (b) give the OCs complementary but unique verbiage. Let me know if I slip. ;) 

PS: I noted that for whatever reason, T-bag zapped my “Read More”, apologias for the length that appeared, has been remedied! #cringe

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The lipstick part is 100% true.

favilla1479 reblogged your post “Nope” and added:

This is the kind of quality content I’m here for. How could you not love this?

@favilla1479 - I tell ya, my guess would be anybody who felt lampooned, but YOU have enjoyed it & this pleases me. And I really do have a lipstick where the case is reminiscent of a shell [see above]. You rock, thanks for the pass-a-long & lovely comment. 

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Weird = Mission Accomplished.

favilla1479 reblogged your post “The (Once) Demon Barber From Robintree” and added:

I don’t know what to say about it, aside from I genuinely love it. Cannot stress enough, how magical your pieces are. They take you - no, snatch you right from reality and put you into these magnificent, colorful, a little weird worlds with so much humor and wit, and sarcasm, you just never want to go back to the boring reality, you’re left craving more every time.

@favilla1479 - Hey I love the weird, any time I can throw a spin on something & make it bust out of a box, I’ll try my best to do it!  I am absolutely thrilled to hear you get pulled into my stories, that is huge praise. Thank you so much for the pass-a-long & for taking time to write me this thoughtful note, you rock. 

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But What A Good Problem To *Have* [she said, humbly]

favilla1479 reblogged your post “The Last Job” and added:

Holy hell… I’m not going to spoil the read to anybody who sees this but let it be known, this is one hundred percent canonically acceptable and I will fight anybody who says otherwise. I just choose to believe this is what happened. Ever thought about making a movie? I’d definitely watch it… Or.. Ya know.. Just write a book about it. I enjoyed this too much, probably, it’s really not healthy to like something this much but I’ve got no fucks left to give. Also, this is the second night in a row I stayed up till four a.m. to read your stuff… It’s a problem at this point…

@favilla1479 Once again you’ve made my heart leap & frolic with your kind words & pass-a-long, especially having done despite your exhausted state. Movie... hmmm... would deffo be a script doctor, the rest seems too full of drama. On the other hand....

You rock, glad you’re enjoying #GO TO SLEEP #so you can read more tomorrow

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Made For Walkin’.

favilla1479 reblogged your post “Hello, I’m Gone” and added:

What the actual hell? I am in tears.. Why is this so perfect? I’m so confused… It’s not above me to cry over a car cause it’s not just a car, it’s the car, Baby, the impala. She’s always been a constant and a home, she’s been childhood memories and hot nights, she’s been safe haven and complete wreckage but no doubt, without fail, she’s always been there. You beautiful soul, you captured what I already knew and presented it to me in a way I never thought possible. You’ve made her story truly hers. Because it’s about her, she’s not just some symbol of home for lost souls, she is home. She is all that and more. I couldn’t have asked for a better salute to Baby. It’s perfect. And you made me feel part of the story, part of her story. Thank you… Simple as that. Thank you for this.

I am moved that you were so moved @favilla1479, seriously - that means the world. I even put yer tags in here because THEY made me misty, too! I know my stuff’s not everybody’s cup of tea & it’s cool if this one never gets a thousand, because there’s a core group of y’all who have told me - some more than once! - how much this piece (and the song that partly inspired it) have touched you, so... Yeah. That’s millions. You rock, thanks for taking the time to leave a note & pass it along. :)  #her boots were made for walkin’ #ain’t it nice she didn’t have to 

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Oh wow, thanks;D big fan of your work here, that's for sure! Lovely of you to reach out! Thanks for the lemonade, I'd love some if the offer's still up

Well @favilla1479 I thank you much & I hope you continue to enjoy!!  You rock, and welcome to The Nashooligans, happy to have you! [and we are out of lemonade, here is some spiked coffee, as is morning where I am, as I type this]

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* waves from porch swing *

@favilla1479 - You’ve been doing some work here at ol’ NashHole, Inc. Headquarters lately, thought I’d say thanks, send one of the interns over to poke his head in, say hi, make sure everything’s going okay, see if you need any lemonade or... or... or apparently some wind, what is he doing?!? 

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