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#also worth noting – @seenashwrite on Tumblr
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@seenashwrite / seenashwrite.tumblr.com

Failed Southern belle. Likely older than you. Vulgar wench. Sweaty try-hard. Wannabe script doctor. Vigilant newb. Fifteen pieces of flair. Potty mouth. Your fave. Plus, I'm incredibly funny. And humble. 18+ Followers only, please. I no longer take requests via anon due to lack of follow-ups letting me know it was seen & appreciated. **ON HIATUS** 🌟 MOBILE MASTER LIST 🌟
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@seenashwrite  fuck 😂 you got me. I'm wiping tears from my eyes as I'm typing this. Oof, I just wheezed really loud. Can't. Stop. Laughing. Good ol' Nash.. Damn. I'm not gonna be done laughing any time soon. Brilliant 👏🙌🙌🙌

Glad you got a laugh, I thought I might get in trouble for playing Mad Libs. Legit wasn’t trying to be bitchy. I couldn’t resist when I saw some of the options. I just sometimes...

Like, it’s okay. It’s okay when - upon having limited word choices - we go with the tried-and-trues. Nobody’s looking for anatomical descriptions as if we’re in an autopsy, on the other hand, not exactly looking for a word buffet.

Then again, on the other other hand, if we’re gonna do it, let’s double-down, y’know? He popped his piccolo in her canoe, stirred the stew and added some special sauce, flipped her folds like he was thumbing through the Bible lookin’ for a miracle. 

(Oh and PS thank you and such and whatnots  😉)

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