This. Show.

I just.

14.12 Round-Up

I mean... okay.

This one is essentially what I would’ve posted had I live-blogged. No analysis, really, because there’s nothing to analyze. So, let us begin with my first thoughts whist gazing upon the first scene:

Well, my initial reaction?

I mean, okay.  🤔  I’ll do a round-up here in a bit.

14.11 Round-Up

Was it poorly done? Eh, draggy with unnecessary stuff in most parts. Was it poorly acted? No, not at all, everyone involved did great, one scene in particular. Were some season plotlines advanced?

Well, if “advanced” means easily guessable things were stated aloud and it somehow took almost an hour to do so, then sure.

Per usual, I’m going at this from a storytelling/structure perspective vs. “I hate/I love so-and-so!” type of jam, so feel free to tap out if that ain’t your jam. 😉

Seriously? Counterpoint: It’s your mind.

You created an entire fantasy land, down to the wood grain in the bar and the brand of limes. So go in there and have this box with you and imagine doing all that you’re saying in your mind. 

Is it a band-aid? Yepper. But it’s better than what you’ve got now. Use your imagination, Dean-o. Aaaaaaanything can happen.

PS: Showrunners? There’s zero suspense with stuff like this because we know it ain’t gonna happen. Or it’ll happen for an episode or something. Write better.

PPS: Here’s better - it’s a weensy version of THE Cage, kinda like that there demon-trappin’ box you introduced for giggles. And Dean can, like, burp up or fart out Michael, and then you’ve got mini-cage, and then you get back in touch with Awesome Kaia----

Who is likely all “Where the fuck’s my spear?” right now

----and she wants to go back home anyway, and there’s no spinoff, so let her escort Mini-Cage back to the other world.

Presto. Plot threads solved. Well, two, at least. 

PPPS: Will you just, for the love, let our Mikey out of the goddamned cage so he can deal with this shit, having learned his lesson over the whatever-friggin’-years he’s been trapped, and then get back to the business of straightening out heaven, so the guys maybe have an archangel on their side for a change? Maybe? Something?

PPPPS: Can we just get back to saving people, hunting things? Jus’ a widdle bit? A touch? Teensy bit? 

Duh. Like I’ve said before, it was to make him vulnerable so Lu-Lu could get a foothold. My stars. Double-duh. I know I can’t have been the only one to intuit this. ::sigh:: But look, with this show I’ll take predictable over batshit bananas Buckleming left-field lousiness, to be sure.

Bwah-ha-hahahahaha that is a toddler toy not a mystic box, how the damn hell was that supposed to keep anything in?!

Why is she being such a buttlick and making him ask for each iddy biddy step, it’s pissing him off, c’mon script writers, make her at least a little smart, huh? Lull him into comfort, then nail him with a whatever in this random mystery storage locker, yeah?

He made a trap box for Mikey and set the table in the time it took her to get groceries? He’s either hella fast or she’s hella slow. Also, terrible cook, my ass. I HAVE SEEN YOUR BURGERS DEAN #not a euphemism

A brief play-by-play of the Donna/Nick scene.

Arkansas toothpick is the best euphemism I’ve heard in a long ass time.

Don’t turn your back on him, it’s not your first day ffs.

NOICE.

Welp. Shit.

For a millisecond, when I saw those posters I forgot it was Donna’s cabin and thought “Daaaaamn, Other Bobby. Make yourself at home, whydoncha.”

Stop trying to make Mary and Bobby happen.

Oooooh, the feels, yo. Ouch.

Nash Watches Live - 14.11

When you see this? It is 5 til, and you know what that means, time for some live snarking (and praise, when due, certainly) assuming no wi-fi tantrum.

BEHOLD MY TAGS should you desire to block:

#SPN Spoilers #14.11 #Nash Watches Live #SPN Season 14 #SPN S14    #SPN XIV

14.10 Round-Up

This was a good, solid mid-season comeback, there were no major disappointments, though the pace did get slogged down more than a few times - upshot was that there was one element in particular they could’ve let screech it to a halt, but kept it moving, kept it tight. Okay, here we go.

This is what my migraines feel like put to visuals. I mean, minus the kegs. And the hot dude in Peaky Blinders cosplay.