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@seenashwrite / seenashwrite.tumblr.com

Failed Southern belle. Likely older than you. Vulgar wench. Sweaty try-hard. Wannabe script doctor. Vigilant newb. Fifteen pieces of flair. Potty mouth. Your fave. Plus, I'm incredibly funny. And humble. 18+ Followers only, please. I no longer take requests via anon due to lack of follow-ups letting me know it was seen & appreciated. **ON HIATUS** 🌟 MOBILE MASTER LIST 🌟
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Seriously? Somebody unfollowed me for that? It’s been less than 15 minutes, I refreshed the screen because it was laggy, and again I repeat *seriously*?

Oh my stars, I hope you find a life, “get a life” seems too much to hope for at this stage in your maturity.

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ETA: I haven’t looked at my dash in easily three weeks so if somebody thought that was a targeted message, they also need to check their ego.

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Every single time I do a welcome post for new followers...

...which I do about every new five or so, give or take, I immediately - like, within a day - lose about two-to-three followers. It’s happened *repeatedly*. 

Have any of y’all had this happen? 

I’d say it’s coincidence except, like I say, it’s happened easily, I’d say, eight-to-ten times now. (And not in close succession, as I seldom get a influx of followers, such as over the course of 12 hrs or something, I typically will get that five over the course of anywhere from 1 week to a month, just depends on if a post takes off/is reblogged by a “big name blog” - my point is, that’s how I’ve noticed, because it’s not like I get inundated with new followers consistently). 

But if the reason is that I’ve interrupted the Q because I’m being nice to people?

See ya.

(Let’s see what happens now that I’ve interrupted the Q for this 🙄)

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Remember when I said I hadn’t forgot my rec list?

Yeah. Well. The world conspired against me. 

THE DOC WITH THE FEEDBACK WAS EATEN BY COMPUTER GOBLINS

I am slowly but surely re-doing months of work. My goal is to have it out tonight. Or tomorrow. But I hope tonight. In the meantime, I just have to keep repeating... 

* cries *

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TFW a post of yours picks up speed and later you spot a mistake and that ship done gone and sailed, babycakes.

#but did I go back to the post #and fix it anyway #hell yes I sure as shit did #because I’m obnoxiously anal-retentive #that better not get this flagged #cretinous algorithm

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So somebody added a gif I made to their post - this has happened before, of course - but now I’m getting notifications of “someone added your genre-defying work to a post!” on Every. Single. Reblog. 

It has *never* done this with other gifs added - I get the one notification, and that’s it. Why. Whyyyyyyy is it doing this. Why the reblogs, they aren’t adding it.

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There’s about to be re-posting of a couple stories if...

... @staff and/or @support don’t get on it:

I continue to await an answer after multiple email communications regarding how to request a review on posts when there is no button by which to do so. Thus far, for several weeks now, all I have received are automated responses, and would appreciate an actual human member of the support staff's assistance. I have provided direct links and attachments in the past, and will provide them again once I know a member of staff is going to assist. This is now the third request via this form on the matter.

(And yes, I saw that post about the “backdoor” way, and as several commenters subsequently noted, it no longer works but if someone’s figured out another route to take, I’m all ears)

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Above: Re-enactment representative of every character in my current fic, for the entirety of this week, showing no signs of stopping

I’m going to need the characters of the fic I’m currently finishing to CALM DOWN so that I may type ‘em up some, y’know, actions and dialogue so that they can actually be brought to life. Isn’t that what they want?!?!  Why don’t they want to go on adventures and kiss and solve mysteries and LIVE?!? WHO GAVE THEM THE ALCOHOLS  #I do want Ron’s lil’ hat though #too preshus

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Conversations With The Commissioner: In Which Nash Loses Her G.D. Mind.

Not so long ago [last week], the following conversation took place...

The Commissioner: I saw in the ep notes that you had a bit of resuscitation praise. In the Samarra ep.

Me: [blank look]

The Commissioner: You know - when Dean wanted to chat with Death.

Me: [shrugs] I mean, awesome Freddy doc  saw a flatline and he had Hello Nurse inject adrenaline. Which, I mean [grumble] Amiodarone [sigh] you know, he didn't just go CLEAR and shock and all, so...

The Commissioner: Was that praise?

Me: It doesn't mean... I just... Imma snap. This is it. This is the beginning of the regrets.

The Commissioner: You're fussing with the next chapter too much and you just need to pull the trigger.

Me: Speaking of pulling triggers [digs through notes]

The Commissioner: Go ahead and just ask me about what's bothering you.

Me: You don't want this.

The Commissioner: Nash.

Me: Re-think this.

The Commissioner: Nash, just open up and let it--

Me: IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

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Side-Eye.

Take this or leave it. Consider it another P.S.A. of sorts.

This is one reason why I stop cold three-to-four paragraphs in whilst perusing the variety of fics on here, and I mean icicles-up-your ass cold. 

Quite similar in feeling to the time I once nearly full-on crushed a chubby, gooey salamander. I was barefoot, sleepily climbing out of bed. A morning jogger, he had left [escaped from] his cage and was just cruising out from under my bed like a boss. 

He was not harmed, because I jumped as if shot in the face once that sweaty skin hit the arch of my foot. He shook his little head at me in disdain. Possibly sighed.

That was a one-sided conversation between you and I, true, but it contained previously unknown information. Unless you were in my childhood bedroom. Most of you weren’t even zygotes at the time, though. I digress.

In some fics, especially the short ones, the following boggles me...

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