For the record I would like to make it clear that I had nothing to do with the theft of the Golden Toilet from Blenheim Palace. My presence here is purely coincidental. I did not take it nor do I currently know where it is. But it has to be the best crime I’ve ever had nothing to do with today. (at Blenheim Palace) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2ZQD1ynmmu/?igshid=3fdz04p1ilvu
Someone seriously broke into the birthplace of Winston Churchill, got past a significant security system, caused a ton of flooding and property damage due to the burglary, and got away with a working solid gold toilet without anyone noticing
If someone doesn’t turn this into a comedy heist movie I am going to be extremely disappointed
Was someone going to tell me Winston Churchill had a golden shitter in their childhood home, and that it got stolen, or was I just supposed to learn it from a casual shitpost by Neil Gaiman on tumblr?
hmmmmmmm sounds like something someone who stole the golden toilet would say