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I took a quiz and I'm apparently a Truthwatcher.

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So y’all know the classic edge trope of “my blade cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood”? What if a magic sword that has that requirement, except it’s sort of inverted. A sword that, instead of being inhabited by an evil spirit which once awakened cannot be lulled back to sleep except by blood sacrifice, was inhabited by a benevolent spirit who would not allow the sword to be drawn unless bloodshed were the only possible solution. A sword whose power could never be misused because it would only allow itself to be used in situations where it was justified. What about a Paladin who spends their entire journey fighting with a sheathed sword, incapacitating but never killing or maiming. The party believes that the Paladin has taken an oath of no killing, until they face the big villain. And it is in that moment, and that moment alone, that the sword will allow itself to be drawn.

Idk, this image set my mindwheels a-turning.

But do y’all see the vision?

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isdalinarhot

still kind of losing my mind at renarin liking ya novels as a kid... like im thinking very fondly about renarin drowning out the awful that is dalinar going through it post evi death 20/5 by holing up with a servant and getting the roshar hunger games books read to him back to back. like if my dad isn't there for me at least katnah everdar's got me amen

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I have posted a new chapter of No Matter How the Wind Howls. (latest chapter link here)

I have to say, I'm pretty excited for y'all to read it. We're starting to get to the payoff phase of the story. The setup is done, the intermediate awkwardness is getting resolved. Kaladin and Shallan like like each other, even if they're not fully admitting it to themselves yet. (It's a slow burn, what can I say?) And the Knights Radiant side of the plot is finally starting to, well, start.

Anyway, have fun!

Idk whether it's better or worst to post this on a Monday.

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alaeries

Chulls & their Handler --- turned a photo study into a piece of fanart, as a treat. have some crabs! 🦀

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cosmereplay

😈 Prompt: the assassin in white is actually a vampire, happy halloween.

-bskt

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A TRICK YAY! Okay here's a Szeth Vampire AU! Rated Teen.

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Szeth-son-Darkness flew silently with the winds, alighting as a bat on the windowsill his master had directed him to.

The window was open. He turned into his human form, wearing loose white clothing. It was a challenge to keep clean, but it was what he deserved.

He hesitated at the window ledge. Everything inside him cringed at the idea of entering without an express invitation, but Nin had assured him he would be welcome, and that was enough to be able to enter.

He would go where Nin sent him, regardless of how he felt.

Inside, his victim appeared drunk. He sat slumped in a chair, an empty bottle of violet beside him.

Not even proper wine, a part of him thought. He preferred not to drink blood sullied with alcohol, but his preferences didn't matter. Not while he forced himself to wear a cross, burning the skin of his chest slowly at all times, proving he would never again be worthy of the light.

Szeth approached silently, then stood over the man. He was old, lost in layers of robes. This would be too easy. Not even a challenge.

The man looked up, his ancient eyes somehow still clear and lucid. Perhaps he hadn't been drinking after all.

Szeth leaned forward, pulling the collar of his robe open to expose his neck. "Do you know who I am?" he asked softly.

The old man nodded.

"Do you know who sent me?"

"Yes." The old man's voice was raspy, yet somehow still full of life. "I have spilled blood, and I knew my blood would be spilled in turn. It was worth it."

Szeth shuddered at such cold words, said in such a warm voice. Surely this man was as dangerous as Nin had suggested.

The life inside the man called to him, and Szeth succumbed again to his own evil, drinking of this man's life, letting the blood fill him, rage inside him, as if the life itself knew it didn't belong in Szeth's body.

Szeth ignored the sweet taste, ignored how the drink made his body want to soar. He could not enjoy this. He would not.

Once he was done, he took the time to wash his sleeve, which had gotten stained. He went to the window, then looked back over the scene of destruction he had caused. He should always remember every death that brought him immortality. The destruction that meant he would live another day.

Nin had chosen him to live as a vampire, and so live he must, but he would make sure that every minute was agony.

Szeth took a breath, holding the cross in his hand, letting it burn the flesh of his fingers as he burned the scene into his memory.

Then he flew away, into the night.

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epsilonics

"homophobic stepmom navani" becomes 10x funnier if you remember that her own children are jasnah and elhokar

"I want grandchildren"

So you can leave them outside with Lift while you have meetings all day? (Nothing against Lift. Absolutely love her. 10/10 would hire her to babysit my kids.)

Renarin and Rlain should adopt Gavinor. There, problem solved. (If they want kids.)

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libralita
Valette: On my plantation I helped the skaa workers Elend: Boys I think we should let this Valette into our conversations. Isn't she the most kindhearted, wonderful, beautiful--y'know on second thought why don't I just marry her? Mr. Valette Renoux has a lovely ring to it, don't you think?

Valette: *finally reveals that she's part of a group trying to overthrow the government and was only using Elend to help sow discord among the nobles*

Elend: *blushing furiously* So you're interested in local politics too? We have so much in common.

Somehow it's, like, inverted Les Mis.

Also, dang it now I'm going to have to read Mistborn again. I do not have time for this.

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And other things Lift taught me today:

  • There are chamber pots rigged to explode
  • Sigzil is a sexy scholar
  • Drehy is hot, has a hot husband, can fly, and this is decidedly unfair
  • Windrunners are suspicious because they don't run into walls
  • If things poop and fart inside you, you cannot be taken seriously
  • A building can clap back at you for insulting it
  • Druff
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Fanfiction writers: do you ever post a chapter (maybe in the middle of a long story, maybe a week or two late, maybe both) and just get significantly less engagement than you're used to?

How do you keep it from affecting your progress on the story?

Is there a sort of wall in the middle of the story that once you start getting to the climax, engagement picks up again? How do I motivate myself to slow down and do it right during this phase even when there's a part of me that says it doesn't matter because people aren't excited about what I'm doing with the story anyway?

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Im not autistic about cars or makes or models but I AM autistic about crumple points and field of vision and blindspots and conflict points. do you understand. urban design, anti car dependency/anti car centric infrastructure, and so cars themselves are part of that interest. because car design is urban design. cybertrucks SUCK as cars and also dont function well in infrastructure thats designed to care about people. there are good cars and vehicles that are designed good and fit well with good urban design

THIS is how im autistic about cars

the funniest thing about new american trucks is that i was driving last week and saw someone with a dirt bike in the back and they had to have the tail gate propped open becuase the truck bed wasn’t long enough. the dirt bike was not that big. it was funny. you bought that car justifying to yourself that it’s a work horse, a ute. it doesn’t fit a 250cc bike brother

chiming in to point out that forward visibility in full-size american pickups is uh. not great.

I have PERSONALLY had to move/haul heavy shit a lot and the vans with the short noses beat the hell out of the pickups, except for when you’re off-roading/in mud and in that case it’s a matter of low center of gravity + 4wd that really keeps you moving (which a lot of older trucks, being smaller & lower, do a HELL of a lot better.) I have had to GET OUT OF MY CAR and peer around these behemoth trucks parked on streets so that I can see enough to pull out of a driveway. Pedestrian deaths in the US are going UP, and as a person too short to be seen over the hood of one of these fucking things, they need to NOT be a “consumer ‘car’ of choice”.

I drive a minivan (don't @ me it was cheap and fuel efficient and I have two kids and the auto doors were a godsend when I was hauling carseats and littles and diaper bags.)

That thing can tow over 2,000 pounds and if you put down the backseat and remove the middle seats it'll fit a 4x8 sheet of plywood. Take that cybertruck.

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This post will apply to like two people but it absolutely boggles my mind that these two characters are the same age.

HOW

They’re both in the 19-21 range. Tell me why Telemachus looks like he’s about to have a voice crack while presenting to his biology class while Kaladin has seen The Horrors.

Please I can’t be screaming into the void here, someone please know what I’m talking about

Correct me if I'm wrong but Rosharan years are 500 days (but their day is only 20 hours). Rosharan years are 416.7 earth days. Kaladin is 21-23 earth years.

Side note: Roshar has slightly lower gravity so everyone is extra tall. By our measurements, Kaladin is like 7 feet tall.

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Renarin is such a character. He takes a shardblade, hears it screaming AND DOESN'T SAY A WORD. To anyone. Probably thinks it's normal. Or that he is somehow "wrong" or "not manly enough". So he just takes it. And listens to the screams.

Imagine Renarin asking Zahel during training, "All of these sword forms are great but how does everyone cope with the screaming?"

Kaladin:

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