It’s a real nice night for an evening

Vorgoth: A MALICIOUS ENTITY STALKS CITY STREETS, SEEKING LIVES TO DEVOUR

the haunting in question:

do varric’s opinions on mages v templars change depending on da2 or what’s the deal

[image description: seven Black Sails image edits.

First image: a screenshot of an article headline from The Onion that says, "Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out" and that has been edited to say, "Published June 24, 1716".

Second image: A quote that says "They hang men for this." above a photo of Miranda.

Third image: A quote that says "Take him. And get the fuck off my beach." above a photo of Teach.

Fourth image: A quote that says "I don't give a shit what goes on in there. fuck Flint. Don't fuck Flint. fuck Billy. Don't fuck Billy." above a photo of Israel Hands.

Fifth image: A quote that says "Come to bed when you're through." above a photo of Jack Rackham.

Sixth image: A quote that says "Had I that instinct, I would resist it with every inch of will I could muster." above a photo of Vane.

Seventh image: A quote that says "You can see how this might be of particular and immediate concern for me." above a photo of Silver.

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(ID by @somfte)

Studying history in the Temeraire universe must get really strange once dragons are recognized as historical figures in their own right. You read about Temeraire in class. He’s one of the most important figures in the napoleonic wars and the subsequent period of reforms. The photograph of him in your textbook is a sepia toned one from the 1860s. You know intellectually that he’s still alive but you don’t really comprehend it until you catch his cameo in The Dark Knight Rises. He insisted on making an appearance because it was filmed in his captain’s childhood home. He’s playing himself. He has a four line conversation with Batman.

you can see the sadness in her eyes you only see in eastern european lesbian movies

20k+ likes on a Stannis tweet we’re so back

Ohhhhh my god you hate tyrion? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite tywin lannister

Buffy the Vampire Slayer season two finale would be so astonishingly powerful if David Boreanaz could. act. I’m sorry I’m sorry but guys. It’s still astonishingly powerful but Sarah Michelle Gellar is holding up the sky entirely on her own.

girl experiencing the hardest thing she's ever had to do

guy who didn't know the flash was on

shout out to the asoiaf wiki for giving the insane statistic that jaime has the second-highest named character kill count in the series. number one is maegor the cruel which is more fucked up because jaime's still alive and will almost certainly kill again he could overtake

discussing asoiaf intertextually is at the end of the day a fool’s game. ‘i think the themes grrm is exploring with the lannisters play interestingly with richard iii’ i can’t get asoiaf fans to read richard iii. most of them haven’t even read asoiaf

She’s everything. He’s just Ten

louis one direction is a paragon of mental fortitude because all the black mold girlies go to his concerts and throw rainbow flags at him. in the face of his overwhelming heterosexual tracksuit aura . and then in the least homophobic manner possible he has to dodge them matrix-style lest he accidentally implicate himself as harry styles' wife. What must that do to a man

will never not be funny to me that ronan describes adam living above st agnes as a "fortuitous combination that focused most of the objects of ronan's worship into one downtown block" and we all stopped and marveled at the use of worship (me included hello) because he's a stupid lovesick bird but hold up. ronan it isn't fortuitous YOU literally did that you brought him to the only apartment in town where you visit the downstairs area of every week to pray looking up and you made sure he stayed there indefinitely by secretly bribing the nuns lmao. ronan tries to act so coy and romantic and selfless in his POV like he didn't architect all that on purpose and like adam doesn't know he did. pining wannabe machiavellis who deserve each other bringing intricate rituals to a competitive level

and looking at it from adam's perspective he found out at the same time that ronan can literally bend reality with the blink of an eye AND that ronan specifically made it so that he lives inside his church because he wants him there, and keeps breaking into adam's car to leave him gifts like a fucked up cat, and in normal circumstances this would be, to be honest, creepy as fuck. this god has its eye on you, and you've read ovid, and you know how this always ends. and even without all these implications, it should be adam's bane on paper, because his whole shtick is that he hates being forced to accept help or controlled - but not only he doesnt care, he's... grateful? elated even??? he thinks it's wild that he was chosen. he's sooo into it. I guess ronan is in fact so damn lucky he tried this shit on the only guy who finds displays of power arousing and was kinda already psychosexually obsessed with him, because the usual outcome would be either a restraining order or straight up turning into a tree to escape him.

Oh so at the Buffy panel at Awesome Con James Marsters talked about how sometimes Spike would be in a scene and he’d just have no idea why Spike is there and the script didn’t explain it, and so he just made up motivations and he said he basically just made up 90% of the time that he was there to kill Xander and forgot/changed his mind

the arryn line has died out so many times they always have a backup line ready to be the next arryn, these bitches are just sooooo bad at living. everyone’s always picking on the starks for getting nearly wiped out but damn ned & cat really hunkered down and repopulated the hell out of the family tree, like the starklings aren’t doing that bad, meanwhile you just like, sneeze too hard in the direction of the eyrie and the whole arryn line is on the brink of extinction, but it’s okay, they follow strict osha guidelines in the vale and they have a protocol for this very common scenario

P L E A S E lmao

jb bedding [real]