Cuisine is stored in the penis
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When you wanna program but you also wanna feel cute
im trying to figure out why I see so much fanart of futa Au Ra characters (from final fantasy I guess) and I just cant sort this out in my mind is this just someone who commissions their OC constantly or...... I feel like I gotta dive deep on this one and figure it out
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gookied-deactivated20181011
hey patrick can you see my feet
abbleciderdonits
Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet
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Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them
abbleciderdonits
Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.
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if you dont actively seek to get fellated by the lava piranha then I dont know you
me after I get a perfect massage in the big city but when ya get right down to it I belong back out there on the family farm tending the chickens on the back 40
me thinking about that one episode of Fringe where peoples brains explode due to radiation and also using my imagination to think what if I was in that one episode of Fringe where peoples brains explode due to radiation
me eating a nice big sandwich on halloween
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toothpaste tester
aquafresh
That’s not how you use the paste
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A little late but I made it! Day 3: The Myconid!
sundays are henceforth sports bra dick out days
sealedbeastnue reblogged
Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.
Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:
paid 500 us dollars to have my foreskin shredded by a powerful,hot simoom from within the curse machine