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Adora and the gang, banging on the door: Catra open up!
Catra: Well, it all started when Shadow Weaver...
Glimmer: No, we meant-
Adora: Let her finish.
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Mermista: Be warned I can kill you.
Seahawk: Be warned, I can die.
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Dear drunk 6'0 guy friend, yes I cut my hair
You were the first person to see it
Stop crying and asking me who stole it
Stop trying to put me on your shoulders
I’m 5'8 my head will touch the ceiling that’s why
No I’m sorry pls stop crying
:(
Yes, I have a bruise on my leg
It’s from my rugby tournament
No you cant hurt the person who did this I dont even know them
nO-
Yes,
I’ve seen pictures of your girlfriend
Yes, she is very pretty
Yes, you are very lucky
A-are you crying again stOP-
OP met Sea Hawk at a party and I’m super jealous.
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She can’t even see straight
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Seahawk: [putting up “Have you seen Mermista?” posters everywhere]
Adora: Oh no, is Mermista missing?
Seahawk: [sobbing] No, I just think everyone needs to see her
Seahawk: *creates a group chat called “Seahawks surprise party”*
Seahawk, typing: I deserve this
Seahawk: *leaves the group*
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Adora: if she breathe she in my thoughts
Seahawk, agreeing: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
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Sea Hawk: Make a man a fire, he’s warm for a day.
Sea Hawk: Set a man on fire, he’s warm for the rest of his life.
Everyone: …
Bow: He’s not wrong.
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Incorrect She Ra
Judge: does the defendant have any special requests
Catra: death penalty
Scorpia: *from the audience* Catra it’s a parking ticket
Catra: *whispering into the mic* please kill me
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Mermista : Sea Hawk had a lot of ups and downs. May he rest in peace.
Bow : He died ?!
Mermista : Not yet.
Perfuma : He set another one of her boats on fire.
Glimmer, t-posing in the doorway: Good evening, parental figure.
Angella, without looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.
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Interviewer: What is the Princess Alliance’s greatest enemy?
Glimmer: Oh, that’s easy. The Horde.
She-Ra: The Horde!
Swift Wind: The Horde.
Bow: Honestly, I’d say chafing. If you’ve ever had to teleport while wearing a skintight crop top, you know what I mean.
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catra, watching the news: lol some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
adora, behind her, covered in ink: well maybe the squid was being a dick
Angella: the worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands.
Glimmer, to Angella: got it.
Glimmer to Bow: we’re going to have to take matters into our own hands.
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Mermista: hey, what do you have?
Seahawk: A MATCH
Mermista: NO
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Glimmer: So, how did you know that Seahawk was the one?
Mermista: He looked at me the way all women want to be looked at…
Glimmer: Aww.
Mermista: With fear in his eyes.
Glimmer: …
Glimmer: Aww.
Adora: How come no one has arrested you yet?
Catra: Dumb luck. I’m lucky you’re all so dumb.