she’s just like me fr fr

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a good for her moment

pet petpet

need a fat guy to do this to me

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

Fully acknowledging Carly Rae Jepsen is the queen of the retail playlist and well that’s because her music is perfect

guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars

the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?

me: hm

Conceptualizing a Boar Wrestler

nighttime is going to be fucked up under the trump administration, as he plans to get rid of the weird bug appointed by joe biden to be in charge of it. "the bug is too weird it freaks me out yucky", said the president-elect when asked about the nighttime department. insider sources say he plans to appoint an obscure youtuber known only as "gamer rickey" to the position.

Male thot jobs.

Barber Dj Personal Trainer Plug Club Promoter Tattoo Artist Mechanic Foot Locker Fedex/UPS Photographer Warehouse Overnight Stocker @ Grocery Stores Construction Worker EMT Sprint/TMobile Comcast

This is the one

she touch my yippee till i yay

all I could hear was growling, so I stood up to take a look

There'll never be a handheld gaming system as cunty as the PSP, I fear.