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English spelling isn't that hard to understand as long as you also understand French orthography, Dutch orthography, the Great Vowel Shift, the Latin language, the history of the printing press, and the etymology of every word introduced to English in the last 600 years
A scrimshawed whaler stamp, 19th century
The divisiveness between trans people is so fucking manufactured, stop falling for it.
Fuck it. Tags.
Extremely concerning how people have boiled down community to "whose side are you on?" I'm on everyone's side. There's one side. Get on it.
Tourette's Jokes // Homie Echolocation
i love twitter i love twitter i love twitter
Yesterday was the first reading of the Treaty Principles Bill and it passed. It is one of the most disgusting pieces of legislation to ever be introduced, it is racist and another act of colonial violence.
Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke, is the youngest MP since 1853 in Aotearoa's parliament, she is from Te Pāti Māori (Māori party) and is the MP for the Hauraki-Waikato electorate. Know her name, she has faced so much discrimination and violence especially since campaigning and continues to lead with power. She ripped up this disgusting bill and started a haka. The House was suspended after.
This is what the haka is. This is why us Māori do it.
I am so glad we have an opposition with a proud young wahine Māori like her. That we have a whole opposition who STOOD up in solidarity with Māori or who joined in this haka, MPs from Labour, Green, and Te Pāti Māori joined in.
Other MPs were kicked out, a very senior politician here, Willie Jackson was kicked out for rightly so calling Seymour a liar. And this haka is being called inappropriate by the right. It is not. You can't call the haka inappropriate only when it has brown bodies doing it as an act against colonial violence.
Fuck Seymour and as Rawiri Waititi said, see you next Tuesday. Ake ake ake!
The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.
Someone should do this inside me.
dash is dead im teleporting to the past
Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you
This is a repost from my old blog–with updates! Here is a massive list of recommendations of shops across the board. I put an emphasis on queer- or women-owned/focused shops but not all have been vetted or verified. Starred (***) shops are ones I have personally shopped at or my friends recommend. I focused on quality materials and reasonable (but not always cheap) pricing.
You have no excuse to be buying sex toys off of Am@z0n when all of these shops exist. Most Etsy shops offer free shipping on purchases over $35!
Shops that sell a variety of toys, tools, and gear
Shops that sell realistic or standard-shaped toys
Shops that sell fantasy-themed or non-standard toys. Alternatives to B@d Dr@g0n.
Shops that specialize in leather tools and gear
Shops that specialize in leather alternative gear and tools–vegan friendly!
Shops that sell lingerie and other undergarments
how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on
ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad
Matthew McConaughey as ʀᴜꜱᴛ ᴄᴏʜʟᴇ
ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ
ₛₑₐₛₒₙ ₁
ᴅɪʀ. ᴄᴀʀy ᴊᴏᴊɪ ꜰᴜᴋᴜɴᴀɢᴀ
The oldest living dog is currently 24 years old, if you’re younger than 24, there are dogs that are older than you. The oldest living cat is currently 28 years old, if you’re younger than 28, there are cats that are older than you. The oldest living horse is 51 (possibly), if you’re younger than 51, there are horses that are older than you.
The point of this post? I don’t know. I find it comforting. If you’ve only lived a dog or cat or goldfish or horse lifespan then don’t compare yourself to the achievements of others who have lived a human lifespan.
The oldest living sea sponge is 10,000 years old. If you're younger than 10,000, there are sea sponges that are older than you.
The oldest living rock is more than 4 billion years old. If you're younger than 4 billion years, there are rocks that are older than you.
tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
