Soft Bitch by Rio Romeo
a work in progress lol, maybe I’ll finish this one
assigned reading
despair by Leo, as requested
Cover art no one asked for
In regards to your Jordie lives AU, how do you think Kaz and Jordie's relationship would change after getting their revenge on Pekka?
they were actually brothers again…
jordie helped kaz and vice versa, as kaz was piecing himself back together for Inej.
This involved going back to the farm, and fixing it up. (And using the secluded space to take of their respective armors and finally talk. Really talk. For the first time in years)
Kaz will go on to prepare this place like any other safe house. But a safe house he returns to in the spring to renovate and slowly turn back into a home again. (Maybe with a couple suli touches for when he eventually gathers the balls to invite a certain someone back here)
as for the future I think jordie would go back to school- some reason I’d always imagined he’d either be a librarian or a teacher end game…. Something surrounded by books
Spookus Scareus
aintafraidofnoghostus
crows and their freight responses to paranormal happenings
Kaz is ultimately more superstitious than he lets on, and he isn’t going to hang around for shit to hit the fan. Noises in the night? Dolls moving on their own? Writing on mirrors? Fuck that. He’s out and gone. Weather it a run or a walk, he’s not sticking around thanks.
I’d had imagined it’d be the same for horror movies too- he’d rather die than admit to a living soul that he can’t stand the things. Especially ghost flicks (I wonder why). But he’s man enough to decide for himself he already has enough trauma and nightmares for his sick mind to work with, it doesn’t need further inspiration to haunt him with.
Inej is a very impulsive fighter, she strikes fast and deadly. If in paranormal happenings she’d stick around and likely survive. Using her common sense and sick combat skills. She might enjoy the occasional horror movie with friends, but I don’t think she’d watch it unprompted.
Nina would do every wrong thing in a paranormal scenario and some how live. She enjoys horror movies if only as a excuse to snuggle up to her fjerdan. If he’d ever watch one.
Mattias knows all the signs of paranormal stuff, and he does all the things to avoid them, salt, chalk, blessed tree water. He’d survive in a paranormal scenario because he believes in them. He doesn’t like horror movies, if only because he turns up his nose to them. For religious reasons, not indulging unholy or sac religious reproductions as part of his beliefs. everyone makes fun of him for this, but he doesn’t budge.
wylan would freeze. He might survive? If only because he just- stayed in one spot and refused to tempt fate. He doesn’t know what’s happening and has zero drive to find out. Wylan might enjoy horror movies himself. Especially ones that are based on real stories or legends.
Jesper would probably die lol. He’d do everything wrong and panic in the worst moments, ‘is this how we die???’ He’d watch horror movies because wylan likes them, and would get the get the piss scared out of him the whole time.
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I’m just saying that I’m supremely disappointed in this fandom for the absolute lack of Kaz & Jordie art- don’t get me wrong, there’s a few & all of them beautiful/heart wrenching. BUT I NEED MORE Jordie + Kaz. Happy them pre-Ketterdam. Tragic them in Ketterdam. ALL.
🐦⬛Jordie as a ghost fighting Kaz’s demons. (Bonus if he uses phantom farming tools like swords.)
🐦⬛Jordie watching as his brother falls in love with Inej. (Bonus if I get to see Jordie’s ghostly hand wrapped around Kaz & Inej’s at fifth harbor)
🐦⬛Kaz & Jordie reuniting when Kaz has passed from old age & then all the crows when the time comes meeting Jordie in the afterlife.
Just… TAKE MY KRUGE. *slams fist of bills onto table with enough force to mutter a tiny ‘ow’*
so. Anyway. I can write. But uh… artists? Feel free to steal any idea I named here but I will climb into your walls, brick by brick, if you don’t tag me so I can see it. 😘
Weapon of choice: a Scythe
Because it’s a wheat farm, and because of its symbolism for death~
I actually think this would be a scene he’d sit back for…. Maybe even move on. Seeing his brother being his brother whole and open, for the first time in 8 years
I kinda already covered this one with the “greeting the newly dead’s” post
I forgot to add the rest
Because jordie is the only one who can actually boss kaz around, those who are familiar with that pecking order tattle on kaz to jordie
Jordie lives au
I prefer the idea that jordie was actually the one who implemented the revenge plan, pushing it onto kaz, much like how it manifests in kaz’s trauma in the books.
*insert transition sentence here*
Jordie wanted a street name like “dirtyhands” or “the wraith” but he ended up with his own name, and it wasn’t even Jordan, like an adult. No. It was “Jordie” because that’s what kaz called him.
Apart from that he’s mostly known for being the only one who can put a leash on the bastard of the barrel, figuratively because if he’d actually tried he’d be cut or shot, and if he managed to evade that he’d certainly be bitten
While kaz wanted Jesper (as a friend, bc you know that stuff was totally planned out weeks in advance) as a sharpshooter, jordie defiantly took the chance to take his university library card to drown himself in the sent of old pages and ink in his free time
Can you draw a comic in the jordie lives AU, with him and Jesper bullying Kaz? And then getting glared at but still don't stop and don't plan to anytime soon.
And the truth came out
Hey in more doodle requests from the gal doing the video. Could you do a doodle of Alys Van Eck and one of Colm Fahey looking perplexed? (His constant state of being in crooked kingdom)
One little miss Van Eck, and one very stressed dad on delivery!