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will the real asenath waite please stand up

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28/NB/Lesbian
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[to the tune of be our guest] eat a dick, eat a dick, god you’re such a fucking prick, i’m taking paid time off because your presence makes me sick

you’ve really got some nerve, you think i only live to serve. here’s some bad news for your business, workers leave because you’re shitheads

i work more, get paid less, fucking quota’s got me stressed, and my healthcare cuts out half of my paycheck

go on, assume your startup ain’t like all the rest and eat a dick, eat a dick, eat a dick

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punmonster

Glorious

It’s been 7 years since I made this post and I’m still at the same job

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In response to Slate's article on the possibility having non-heteromative team in figure skating (particularly, ice dance and pairs), Oniceperspective shared a glimpse of Gabriella Papadakis (FRA) and Madison Hubbell (USA) working on their same-sex program. You can see how they switch the leading figure between them.

You can see them trying out lifts in this video.

The rest is on Instagram here:

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valtsv

i think the silt verses' concept of saints is one of my favorite examples of religious horror because it takes what saints are, at their core - someone who died, often in agonizing pain and terror - and forces you to see it from their perspective. because sainthood is awarded posthumously - the people elevated to sainthood rarely get a say in it; it's a consolation prize with no one to collect it, an apology that cannot be accepted because the person you're apologizing to will never hear it. and the silt verses shows you that. lets you see the final, helpless moments as someone is hallowed into something they don't recognize and won't be around anymore to see the impact of. shows you the sheer indignity and suffering required to make a saint out of someone. shows you how pointlessly cruel it is to reassure them that their suffering is meaningful and will be worthwhile - for someone else. to achieve ends they might not even have agreed with. championing a cause they might not even have necessarily believed in.

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Coping with the enormous mental strain of waiting for TSV s3 by imagining Carpenter in a hat that says "I say 'morning' instead of 'good morning' because if it were a good morning, I'd be fishing"

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halcyonhue

What she says: im fine

What she means: the average age of conception over the past 250k years is apparently 26.9. Let's round it down to 25. Think of your birth mother. Hold her hand. Imagine her holding hands with her mother. Within 4 people, you're back in time 100 years, and it's an intimate family dinner. Just after WWI. Add another 16 people, a small party of 20, and you're in the 1500s. Double it, twice, and you're at 80 people. Your family would fill a restaurant, and you're at the height of the Roman empire. At 100 people, Confucius is alive but Socrates has not yet been born. 100 people. That's a medium sized wedding. A small lecture theatre or concert. 200 people, probably the biggest party i could ever hope to host, takes you back 5000 years. The guests at your soirée of parents would be contemporaries of the Egyptian and Indus Valley civilisations, although you'd probably be too busy fixing drinks and nibbles to talk to all of them. Just imagine it. 200 of you. That's all it takes to get back 5,000 years. And we could go further. 1000 people, a decent sized concert, a large high school, and we're at the end of the last ice age. Your ancestors are comparing their pink floyd vinyl with music played on instruments carved from wood or bones of long vanished species. Wander through the crowd. See your own features and phrases and gestures refract out like a kaleidoscope. What would they make of you? What do you make of them? Why does it feel so unfair that even that first 100 years --that small family dinner of four--is out of your grasp? Maybe it's because questions of spatial distance have become negligible to us now. why, oh why, does time hold out against us so stubbornly

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Am I hitting a PEM wall, or is my ADHD brain just bored and trying to make me fall asleep (aka sleep intrusion) because it would literally rather be unconscious than bored...

These are the questions I ask myself as I tightrope walk between disorders.

Sleep intrusion! It's called sleep intrusion!! I have a word for it now! I can point at it and say that's what is happening!

I feel so vindicated, even my friends with Adhd don't believe me when I tell them that when I get bored enough it's like my body starts slamming on the off button, like it's desperate to power down rather than endure another second of boredom or tedium

I thought for a long time I was fucking narcoleptic

Same. I got tested when I was younger because I used to shut down in class like a puppet whose strings just got cut.

20+ years later I was reading about ADHD sleep disorders—the emphasis of which is usually on delayed sleep disorder and insomnia—and read about sleep intrusion and lost my mind because despite all the ADHD work I do in therapy, and despite me bringing up these bouts of exhaustion, no one mentioned it.

Also, yeah, it was ADHD sleep intrusion. I got away from the Boring Task and suddenly no longer felt like I’d been smacked with a 2 by 4.

Fucking dopamine seeking brain.

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finnglas

HAH!! I had correctly identified it but didn't know there was a word. Scares my wife half to death. I just fall asleep in the middle of whatever I'm doing if my engagement quotient falls too low. Good God. Jury rigged ass brain.

Lol I literally passed out in court while I was on jury duty because of this shit

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catmask

the way people treat girl characters in fandom joker-ifies me

no no please go on. explain to me again. why you find the girl that does arguably less annoying and extremely realistic things for a person in their situation is MORE annoying to you than her guy counterparts. please explain to me why you never talk about her. please explain why even though shes also a main character you couldnt even describe two of her character traits btu you can write an entire essay on why those men suck eachother off. please. come closer. im a normal cat

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alivehouse

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

artistic rendition

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ceekari

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

  • ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T
  • humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need
  • circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point
  • tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y
  • spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

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catgirltoes

New alphabet dropped!

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

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modmad

recursive

So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.

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idlnmclean

This is how new alphabets get invented.

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whyrobot

@avatar-of-the-blank it’s your official font

THIS IS MY DEFAULT FONT FOR MY PC ACTUALLY.

I’m so tempted to start genuinely writing with this

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loki-zen
Anonymous asked:

One time in college I told a guy "I am interested in sex" and he responded by recommending me some books on the sociology of sex

okay that’s funny

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Remind me of this post that I have saved on my camera roll in case I think someone might be flirting with me. These are instructions.

I added that last line because I thought it was an important addition. 

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