So Damn Tired

are you home. do you want to play. have you eaten today. can i bring you a snack. can you hold my hand

babygirl ur upset stomach is cuz chemical reaction of food in yo belly created 8 demon chariot riders and they rode off each into one cardinal + intercardinal direction to go light beacons in nightmare towers etcetera

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

#preserve history#reblog the screenshot#share the truth with the youth

My cursed amulet doesn’t want me talking to you anymore ::/

FIND THE MAN IN THE FIELD

YES AMULET

SLAY HIM

shower beer but its a coke zero instead

Rotate the bottle of Mane & Tail so that people can see that you use Horse Shampoo.

this is the funniest tweet ive ever seen in my life

“why do you hate taylor swift” im a kandi artist and all the craft stores in my area are sold out of pony beads because of the eras tour

thank you penis sexer

THE PENIS SEXER

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

If you download half life one for free you're invited to my birthday party. So do it now please

Yayyy weeeee yippeeee were gonna have so much fun :D

wahoo

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

Melon Soda (by drkigawa)

that’s @theehorsepusssy 🍸

1 part Methadone

2 parts Apple Martini Crystal Lt

1 dollop Miracle Whip

among us is the latest joke to enter what i call "joke orbit." it was one of few modern memes that gathered enough force to remain alive throughout the period where everyone fucking hated it for being overdone. and now it's back to being funny, simply by virtue of its refusal to die. it is a self-propogated meme now. like a satellite stabilizing in the outer edges of the planet's atmosphere, among us has established itself in our collective subconscious. it's probably never going to fully die, like how our perception of the shrek movies will never really go back to normal and how we look so fondly on rickrolling

no fuckingf way

Bocchi Shrimp Offering To Hermit crab God and Moray eel God and Valentini sharpnose Puffer God and nobody really wants it so they all beat The Fuck out of her

Bocchi Offers Fresh Pontchartrain Blue Crab Claw To North american Native Freshwater Fish And central African native Freshwater Fish And is Rejected- Goes In The Algae Cooler For Ever

Bocchi Shrimp Offering To Hermit crab God and Moray eel God and Valentini sharpnose Puffer God and nobody really wants it so they all beat The Fuck out of her

Bocchi Offers Fresh Pontchartrain Blue Crab Claw To North american Native Freshwater Fish And central African native Freshwater Fish And is Rejected- Goes In The Algae Cooler For Ever

Bocchi Shrimp Offering To Hermit crab God and Moray eel God and Valentini sharpnose Puffer God and nobody really wants it so they all beat The Fuck out of her

Bocchi Offers Fresh Pontchartrain Blue Crab Claw To North american Native Freshwater Fish And central African native Freshwater Fish And is Rejected- Goes In The Algae Cooler For Ever

Bocchi Shrimp Offering To Hermit crab God and Moray eel God and Valentini sharpnose Puffer God and nobody really wants it so they all beat The Fuck out of her

Bocchi Offers Fresh Pontchartrain Blue Crab Claw To North american Native Freshwater Fish And central African native Freshwater Fish And is Rejected- Goes In The Algae Cooler For Ever