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Superman: Red & Blue #5 - “Generations” (2021)

by Daniel Warren Johnson

[Image description: a comic written, lettered and drawn by Daniel Warren Johnson, edited by Diego Lopez. The art is only partial colored, in one hue of blue and red.

page 1 The first panel shows Jonathan Kent and a pastor in a otherwise empty church. The pastor says: “Kent! Good to see you!” Jonathan says: “Hello, father, sorry I haven´t stopped by in a while.” The second panel shows them shaking hands. The pastor says: “Please. I can only imagine how much time adoption can take.” In the third the Pastor says: “Congrats on the new baby! How is fatherhood treating you?” Jonathan says: “Well…” The pastor says: “Come sit down.” The fourth shows them sitting down, Jonathan says: “Ah- how can i say this? I have been around a while. I thought I knew how things worked. But if there is one thing being a father has taught me early on…”

page 2 The first panel shows Jonathan and Martha Kent finding the crashed space ship with Baby Clark. In the presence Jonathan says: “… it´s that I don´t know nearly as much as I thought I did.” The second and third panel shows Jonathan and the Pastor speaking. The Pastor says: “Uncharted territory, I´m sure.” Jonathan says: “You have no idea. And when I look into my son´s eyes, I sense a fear in me I did not know I had. How can I be responsible for his growing up when I´m so lost.” The words “I´m” are bolted. The fourth shows a close up of Jonathans face, he says: “I don´t know anything about the world. I´m just an old farmer in a small town. What do I have to give?” The fifth shows Jonathan and the Pastor, the Pastor says: “Jonathan, do you know the story of when our savior was baptized?” Jonathan says: “It´s been a while since I haveve opened the good book, father.”

page 3 The first 4 panels show Jonathan and the Pastor talking. The pastor says: “There is a moment after Jesus emerges from the water where g-d addresses him from heaven?” Jonathan asks: “What does he say?” Pastor: “This is my son who I love. Who makes me proud.” The pastor continues: “I think if you make sure your boy knows that´s how you feel about him, the rest will fall into place.” The third panel is silent. Jonathan bows his head. In the fourth Jonathan looks at the Pastor and says: “Thank you, father.” The fifth shows Jonathan standing in the door of the nursery. The Pastor said: “Go in peace, Jonathan.” The sixth shows Jonathan standing next to the cradle looking down at the sleeping baby Clark. In the seventh and eight he is holding the baby saying: “You are special.”

page 4 The first panel shows Jonathan helping a toddler Clark walking. Martha is kneeing beside him clapping. “I love you.” The second shows Jonathan and child Clark planting something. Jonathan says: “I am proud of you.” The third shows Jonathan repairing a car or machine, Clark gives him a wrench. Jonathan says: “You are special.” The fourth shows Jonathan kneeing in front of Clark both hands on his shoulders, saying: “I love you.” Behind them there is a school bus.

page 5 The first panel shows Martha, Jonathan and Clark at a table. Clark is laughing. Jonathan says: “I am proud of you.” The second shows Jonathan and Clark sitting on the steps on the porch, it is night. Jonathan has one hand on Clarks shoulders, Clark has his face hidden behind his hands, his head bowed. Jonathan says: “You are special.” The third shows Jonathan smiling saying: “I love you.” As Clark flies and lifts a tractor over his head. The fourth shows Jonathan smiling looking at Clark flying up. The fifth shows a close up of Jonathans face looking up.

page 6 The first panel shows Clark now an adult standing in front of a gravestone. Text on the image reads: “I am so proud of you.” The second panel shows Clark crying. The third shows Clark holding his glasses, head tilted upwards, eyes closed. The fourth shows his chest, he is pulling his shirt aside showing the Superman S.

page 7 The first panel shows Superman carrying a person. The person looks scared. In the background there is a burning house. Superman says: “You are special.” The second shows Superman in a hospital reading. He is surrounded by kids. One kids sits on his lap. He has the hand on the shoulder of another. Superman says: “I love you.” The third shows Superman sitting with homeless people, everyone is eating a pizza slice. Superman says: “I am proud of you.” The fourth shows Superman flying over a street of people wearing masks. The people look tired or sad. Superman says: “You are special.”

page 8 The first panel shows Superman flying away from earth. The second shows Superman looking at earth, saying: “I love you.” The last shows a close up of Supermans face, he is smiling but he has tears in his eyes. He says: “I am so proud of you.” Text on the image reads: “Dedicated to Steven Johnson, I love you dad!” end Image description]

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This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

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There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

This is just as wild with the context

Some of my favorite moments in the series

From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.

This comic is written by Mark Russell, who also wrote The Snagglepuss Chronicles, and Green Lantern/Huckleberry Hound (There was a whole run of DC Meets Hanna-Barbera back in 2018. Booster Gold calling Fred ‘Beefcake’ was… A lot.) and they all have this same scathing parody of societal issues that honestly works surprisingly well with old cartoon characters. I highly recommend checking some of his work out, and if you’re looking for something a bit more lightheated, Wonder Twins is one of my favourite comics.

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Every time I see this image tagged as Bruce it hurts my soul not because this is not him which it isn’t. This is Hugo Strange(and I personally think the irony of a psychiatrist dressed as Batman saying this is incredibly humorous) but because Batman: Gotham Knights issues 8-11 is literally one of my favorite 4 part silly stories I’ve read. I’m telling you it’s such a fun little story so please read it is you haven’t. How could you not enjoy a story where Dick and Tim hear about Batman fighting Hugo Strange on a roof, and when Tim asks Dick what they should do he says “Get popcorn” which they then in fact do? Which is only one moment of it.

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