So I was reading this article recently and I had some thoughts.

When taking male enhancement hormones (anabolic-androgenic steroids), you often get muscle growth and sculpting. But a side effect, however, is that when someone who is AMAB takes these, their body produces extra Estrogen as a result.

If you suddenly start and stop taking these hormones, however, a wide range of symptoms can erupt as a result. This includes gynecomastia, body dysmorphia, libido problems, fluid retention, trouble sleeping, mood swings, nausea, muscle pain, and hair loss.

I was thinking about how easily I can apply this to Agent Ukulele, who probably had some alongside the advice of other AMAB agents, and ended up probably going through the side effects while also in the care of the Foundation.

But also.

ALSO

Cisgender Clef Top Surgery Scars

Thanks! I regret this now

Clef idea: he has a missing eye and has those crazy multicolor prosthetics he swaps around

My favorite Ukulele Strike Team headcanons is "everyone is tall but him"

he wrecked the cereal bears ass

It's ok! You matter

For a solid moment I considered that Cash's weapon should be this

thank you i try very hard not to blow up AuthClef's discord with them so I choose to inflict these onto poor random souls that follow me on Tumblr.

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Staff in their first year playing never have I ever and someone pops the "had same-sex makeouts" question and only ukulele took a shot. Several actually. Never elaborated either. He might've been lying for all they know.

Actually everyone took a shot but the fact he took several was more noticeable. Nothing like an experiment between friends but he had a control group and all