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Dial-a-Llama

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You need a llama? Dial-a-Llama gets you a llama. Any time, any place. She/her. Jewish. עם ישראל חי
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I implore you to imagine jon panicking during his first interview for research and forgetting elias’ name, only for his brain to get stuck on the first surname that comes to mind in regards to the institute. 

jon: thank you for the opportunity, mr. magnus

jon internally: wait

jonah, experiencing total heart failure as this random traumatized interviewee starts sweating bullets: what did you just call me

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Martin Blackwood I love you

[Image ID: A zoomed out greyscale drawing of a cliff, with a thin ladder leading down the cliff face. Three tiny silhouettes are standing at the edge of the cliff, near the ladder; the leftmost one has their arms flung out in exasperation. In the empty space that is the sky, the words "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" are written. End ID.]

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