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Hey
If Martin and his dad look exactly alike does that mean in a roundabout way that Jon and Mrs Blackwood have the same taste in men
oh. you posted that thought. i guess i’ll drop this here for the public to see too
Congratulations! Reading this immediately sent me through the five stages of grief!
Sad that Martin did not get to participate in the Great Fairchild Smackdown of 2021
Martin Blackwood I love you
[Image ID: A zoomed out greyscale drawing of a cliff, with a thin ladder leading down the cliff face. Three tiny silhouettes are standing at the edge of the cliff, near the ladder; the leftmost one has their arms flung out in exasperation. In the empty space that is the sky, the words "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" are written. End ID.]
Jon in 169: Ok Martin, we’re gonna walk into a burning building, the fire will be extremely painful but it won’t kill you so don’t worry ::)
Jon in 198: Ok Martin, we’re gonna walk off an impossibly tall cliff, the fall and crash will be extremely painful but it won’t kill you so don’t worry ::)
Martin in 169: O-Okay, I trust you, do what you have to do.
Martin in 198: Fuck you!
Basira: If I had a nickel for every time I showed up just in time to help save Martin from a hostage situation, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
One of Annabelle's plans involved giving Martin a puppy-sized tarantula, with the theory that seeing Martin snuggling with his pet spider would scare Jon so shitless he would agree to whatever plan she suggested in sheer panic.
She abandoned this idea after she couldn't get the spider to stay still long enough to tie a pink ribbon around its neck.
Can we take a moment to appreciate that Martin has canonically been down to physically fight:
He’s really just gonna show up at the Panopticon like “catch these hands eye boy”
MAG 200 goal: let Martin punch Elias in the face with full sound effects
Elias: Ah, hello Archivi—
[Martin immediately assaults him]
Martin (spitting at Elias’s face): The K stands for knife
(he pulls out a corkscrew)
