Dial-a-Llama

in the tma sitcom au there’s an episode where jon tells the others about the beholding and basira’s like “you got beholdinged?” and melanie’s like “it’s beholded” and they go back and forth and it gets super heated and everyone has to pick a side it becomes a whole thing and it lasts all day and elias is in his office watching the feud go down and then when it reaches a fever pitch he sends them all a mass text that just says “beheld.”

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"Have you seen Jon?" Martin asked. "He forgot to give me Ms. Mullen-Jones's address for the follow-up."

“Oh, uh, I think he’s taking a nap,” Basira told him.

Tim looked up. “Mr. ‘eighty hour work week’ man, napping on company time? Must be the end of the world.”

Martin frowned, concerned. “Is he okay?”

“Yeah, he’s fine. He was doing some followup on the… oh you know, the pottery murder one. Apparently he Beholdinged a couple of guys to get into the prison.”

At this, everyone turned to stare at Basira. She frowned. “What?”

“Beholdinged?” Melanie asked.

“Yeah, you know.” Basira gestured to her eyes and made some spooky hand motions. “With The Eye. Beholdinged.”

“No, I know what you’re talking about, but… it’d be Beholded, wouldn’t it?”

I’ve had this one in the holster for a while so here we go I’m shooting the fluff gun pchooooooooo

[ID: A two page color comic featuring Jon, Martin, Tim and Sasha from season 1 of the Magnus archives. Jon is a dark skinned man with short neatly combed black hair. He has thick rimmed gold glasses and a goatee. Martin is a chubby man with tan skin and reddish brown curly hair and square glasses. Tim has light skin and black hair in a mullet. Sasha is a dark skinned woman with wavy dark brown hair and glasses.

Panel 1: Martin “sorry again for yesterday...I, ah, brought you some tea!” Jon “hm.” Martin is placing a saucer of tea at Jon’s desk.

Panel 2: Jon “just don’t let it happen again.” Jon takes a drink of the tea while looking at some papers.

Panel 3: Jon “oh, and Martin?” Martin pauses just before exiting the door, looking nervously over his shoulder.

Panel 4: Jon “a little more sugar next time” he is smiling indulgently and there are shoujo bubbles floating around his head to denote him as a bishounen.

Panel 5: martins face is red and says a very small “ok”. Steam floats around his head.

Panel 6: Martin slumps down the now closed door with a dopey smile on his blushing face, his arms are crossed over his chest and there are hearts a steam clouds floating around his face.

Panel 7: Martin notices Tim and Sasha grinning at him from across the room and starts, embarrassed.

Panel 8: Tim is leaning suggestively over sashas desk with big glittery anime eyes and says “mr.sims i brought you this tea is there ANYTHING ELSE I could do for you?” Martin is standing in front of Jon’s desk, waving his arms and whispering for them to “be quiet”, “noooo”, “stop he’ll hear you!”. Sasha sits with her legs crossed and her arms behind her head and says “ya know I’ve got this stick up my—“ at which point Martin interrupts her “SASHA!”]