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things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:
conclusion: he's bad at this <3
I love explaining things about tma to my partner
Apocalypse boyfriends… they consume my brain
No takesies backsies
They saw one (1) worm and panicked
Honestly just excuse for me to draw Martin holding John like they are in Scooby-Doo cartoon
Happy One Year Anniversary of MAG200! 👁
[ID: Poster-style artwork for MAG200 done in red tones. At the top is text in elegant serif font that reads: "Want to change the world?" At the very top are Annabelle's hands reaching out and spreading red spiderweb that attaches to multiple parts of the piece. Below that is Elias, whose grin is malicious and who has one red eye and one which is just a flare of light. A giant eye backs him.
Below Elias is a house with an open front door. Springing out of the front door is a huge, menacing spider which is springing out onto the last feature of the piece: Martin stabbing Jon. They are both atop scattered papers, and and neither of their faces are visible as Martin holds Jon and stabs him in the chest. At the very bottom, the text continues: "There's nothing to it." End ID]
Been without constant electricity or internet for 2 weeks but i made this silly thing meanwhile
he's the protagonist that we spend 200 episodes with and anytime we get a physical description of him it's "he looks Bad. so bad that if you say 'I saw a guy who looks bad' then that could only mean our jonathan. sickly and creepy and tired and injured and scrawny and increasingly scarred." and then we get what is maybe a physical description of him in the sequel show and in addition to "Extremely Bad" we get "he looks like a weird pervert with a flower fetish so deranged that it required court ordered psychiatric intervention."
Melanie King s3 alternative ending
its serious mental problems TO YOU. this is a little something i like to call kinning martin blackwood
the vast
The most insane take on anything I’ve ever heard is that The Magnus Archives is a fan fiction Alice wrote about Chester and norris.
Literally all of Louise Bourgeois's work is supremely Magnus-coded
-Maman (1999), Louise Bourgeois
For extra bonus points, Maman is the french word for Mom.
Bet he didn't saw that coming
hEY MICHAEL!
one least halloween tma post because the audio made me think of them
[VD: A Magnus Archives animation using audio from a meme with Jamie Lee Curtis. Gertrude is sitting at her desk with a serious expression. In the background, Michael's door is opening behind a bookshelf. Gertrude says, " I've got a partner in... many crimes. I'm going to ask him to help, okay?" She then turns and yells loudly, "Hey Michael--" Behind her, Michael's sharp smile turns to a scared grimace as he jumps. End VD]
jon's bread knife lie was always wild to me because a) i always pictured that scar like, in his upper arm or something, which is a wild place to stab yourself with a knife, and b) bread knives typically have blunted or rounded tips, they just don't really stab very well.
anyway i just remembered jon "you need to go home because i'm sick" sims cant lie for shit, so the conversation was probably less "ive just stabbed myself with a bread knife" and more
martin: jesus christ jon! what happened?
jon: i was stabbed.
martin: stabbed!? hang on, should i phone the police?
jon: No!
jon: it's fine.
jon: i stabbed myself
jon: with
jon: a knife
martin: it's jagged??
jon: a...bread...knife.
martin: in your office??
jon: ....yes. goodbye.
