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You need a llama? Dial-a-Llama gets you a llama. Any time, any place. She/her. Jewish. עם ישראל חי

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lordzukosnosehair

Mechtober 2024 Day 24: Hijacking

“I wouldn't have recognized her if I hadn't been looking through Loki’s file, but I would swear the chief attendant is Sigyn.”

#the mechanisms #the bifrost incident #sigyn

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lord-of-shenanigans

so real of the mechanisms to put the intro riff of crazy train in ragnarok I. fuck man that train sure was crazy

#the mechanisms #the bifrost incident

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#the bifrost incident #the mechanisms

I'm fully expecting a Mechanisms sweep especially considering who is going to see this poll but I want to know how much of a sweep it is

#the mechanisms #the bifrost incident #poll #hp lovecraft #yog sothoth #the case of charles dexter ward

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jonny performing red signal is like. what if i channel a victorian man who would be decimated by seeing five (5) tungle posts. but also what if i was 2006 gerard way in the teenagers vid. but also what if i did all that while larping a long-coat-wearing too-many-belts-having space pirate who is simultaneously larping the void incarnate. im going to reinvent gender.

#red signal #the bifrost incident #the mechanisms

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maddness-and-myths

What song in The Bifrost Incident is your gender? Mine has gotta be Red Signal

#the end of Terminus when the apocalypse logs start playing #the bifrost incident #the Mechanisms

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I love watching videos of the mechanisms, but specifically I love watching the Bifrost incident, solely because when they get to Expert Testimony, Marius always gets this utter shit-eating grin as he waits for Jonny to stop talking so he can do his whole “GOOD MORNING-” thing. Every time. Sometimes he stands motionless in front of the microphone for several seconds just. Grinning. Like the lil bastard he is. He’s so excited to be a menace. It’s great. Sometimes Jonny looks at him and sees that shit eating grin and you can tell he knows how excited Marius is to be a lil bastard. Go watch any video of the Bifrost incident being performed and look at Marius when Expert Testimony starts. It’s funny every time. Marius is an absolute goldmine of funny shit in their concert videos.

#the Mechanisms #marius von raum #the bifrost incident

New dorm decor

#the mechanisms #the Bifrost Incident #yog-sothoth #Lovecraft #🦙

So I may be able to convince my philosophy club to dedicate the Halloween session to the ethics of The Bifrost Incident.

It's not a done deal but if it does happen that would be fucking wild.

#the bifrost incident #🦙

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maddness-and-myths

It’s gotten to the point now where just listening to it simply isn’t enough. I need to be on the Ratatosk Express

#the bifrost incident #the mechanisms

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narcissusinamirrormaze

The Bifrost Incident (An Incorrect Summary)

1 Edda: so… who broke it

2 Odin: get in losers we’re going to Midgard

3 Loki: so apparently the bad vibes I have been experiencing are actually severe psychological distress

4 Thor: I thought Loki was dead

5 Odin: that was years ago things change

6 Sigyn: hold the fuck up

7 Sigyn: I’m the fuck up please hold me

8 Loki: new phone who dis?

9 Edda: alright then keep your secrets

10 Ivy: you know I’m something of a scientist myself

11 Odin: am I really going to defile this grave for a magic train? Of course I am

12 Loki: you broke it?

13 Sigyn: in my defense I was left unsupervised

14 Loki: wasn’t Thor with you?

15 Thor: in my defense I was also left unsupervised

16 Loki: understandable have a great Ragnarok

17 Thor: Bitch

18 Odin: blocked

19 Thor: unblock me I need to tell you something

20 Odin: unblocked

21 Thor: bitch

22 Loki: guess I’ll die

23 Sigyn: bold of you to assume death can get you out of this relationship

24 Edda: well well how the turn tables

#the mechanisms #the bifrost incident #tbi

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And then nothing until the end.

#hoooly shit #odin is looking... at ME #not at lyf! at US!#duuude #the bifrost incident #the mechanisms #fanart #lyfrassir edda #tbi #tbi odin

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ahaha stopp your train is cutting a hole in reality and releasing the horrors 😳

#eyestrain #eyestrain cw #the bifrost incident #the mechanisms #fanart

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i felt a.. strong drive.. EDIT now the text makes sense

based on this ducktales scene

#the bifrost incident #the mechanisms #lyfrassir edda #ivy alexandria #raphaella la cognizi #the toy soldier #jonny d'ville #marius von raum #source: DuckTales #fanart

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tired-fandom-ndn

Lyfrassir: I don't think we should be including an actual chant to summon an eldritch, reality-destroying being in shows.

Jonny: Don't censor me!

Lyfrassir: You have destroyed four solar systems.

Jonny: That's just how the music business goes sometimes!

#the mechanisms #the bifrost incident #lyfrassir edda #jonny d'ville

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Hey hey hey, hear me out,,, i got a vision-

Meanwhile somewhere else :

#tma #the magnus archives #the mechanisms #lyfrassir edda #michael distortion #helen distortion #michael shelley #helen richardson #red signal #tbi #the bifrost incident #fanart #not mine

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insane-cantaloupe

”my child is perfectly fine” ma’am your child knows all the words to Red Signal it’s a miracle they haven’t summoned and eldritch god yet

#i didn't mean to #the bifrost incident #tbi #red signal #the mechanisms

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