Elias: My Archivist is broken.
Oliver Banks: Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?
scp-1296 reblogged
Can we take a moment to appreciate that Martin has canonically been down to physically fight:
- Michael Distortion
- The Not!Them
- Peter Lukas
- Annabelle Cane
He’s really just gonna show up at the Panopticon like “catch these hands eye boy”
MAG 200 goal: let Martin punch Elias in the face with full sound effects
fairy-hill
Elias: Ah, hello Archivi—
[Martin immediately assaults him]
Martin (spitting at Elias’s face): The K stands for knife
(he pulls out a corkscrew)
Jon: You got a nice setup here. But you made one mistake!
Nikola: Really? What was that?
Jon: (fumbling) Well, I'm not actually positive, but statistically speaking people usually make at least...
DID JONATHAN SIMS JUST SAY FUCK?!!?
Unsolicited Magnus Archives Thoughts and Opinions™
So I’m about halfway through the Magnus Archives and I feel I’m now qualified to give my Unsolicited Thoughts and Opinions™ on the show
- Basira could murder someone and they’d thank her for the opportunity
- Georgie’s cat needs to be in more episodes
- Martin is adorable and needs a hug
- Tim is fucking hilarious. Also, he needs Zoloft
- Elias is an evil genius and I absolutely stan (am I using that right?)