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Dial-a-Llama

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You need a llama? Dial-a-Llama gets you a llama. Any time, any place. She/her. Jewish. עם ישראל חי
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samwise1548

Possible Tim Stoker Tuesday prompt: Tim trying to catch/coax the dog that got into the archives using his endless charm x)

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So much charm from our lovely assistant

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[ID: A drawing of Tim Stoker of the Magnus Archives. He's a light brown skinned Puerto Rican man with short brown hair and bleached bangs, and a small moustache. He's wearing a green Hawaiian shirt with red flowers, blue jeans, and red heelies. He's chasing a brown spaniel dog and yelling "Here doggie doggie. Woof woof!!" His methods of capturing the dog are questionable, as Jon in the bottom left corner points out by saying with a scowl, "Tim, I'm not sure how effective this is." Jon has short dark hair going grey, a moustache, and rectangle glasses. He is cropped below the neck. Martin, who is standing next to him nervously watching Tim as well, is wearing a blue sweater. \End ID]

Thanks for the request!! <3

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i know you stated you won’t answer most asks regarding magnus so feel free to ignore this but if you’re feeling generous could you throw out any dates for characters’s birthdays? especially John or Martin’s. it doesn’t need to be deep any random numbers will do i’d just like to celebrate them and i feel like other people would too

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Ha! Nice try, Satan. I am well aware that to give them specific birthdays would be to assign them specific star signs, and doing that would get me immediately taken out by three competing sniper teams and ignite fandom wars of such intensity that nuclear armageddon would be inevitable.

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So I fully understand and am on board with the autistic!Archivist headcannon, but WHERE I ask, is my autistic!Antichrist’s-plus-one headcannon? Hmmm??

You’re telling me Martin “struggles to understand Jon’s sense of humor” K Blackwood is neurotypical?

You think Martin “has to be told to put his hands in his pockets so he stops touching the plastic explosives” Kartin Blackwood is allistic??

You’re HONEST TO GOD LOOKING AT ME AND SAYING THAT MARTIN “there is only one possible response to seeing someone I do not know very well having a hard time: Making Tea” KNIFE BLACKWOOD HAS A NORMAL BRAIN???

I’m just saying I don’t buy it. Autistic!Martin rights.

adhd!jon and autistic!martin my absolute beloveds

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fox-guardian

[ID: A few digital drawings of the archive crew with cats on an off-white background. Martin is a fat white man with short, bright red hair and a small goatee, freckles, a tooth gap, and round glasses, and he's wearing a blue t-shirt; Sasha is an Afro-Latina woman with light brown skin, curly dark hair in a bun, cat-eye glasses and freckles, and she is wearing an orange hoodie; Tim is a mid-sized Latino man with light brown skin, a lilac mullet with the sides shaved, and he is wearing a purple t-shirt and laying under a blanket; and Jon is a thin Arab man with brown skin, black and gray hair pulled into a braid, a mustache, patchy beard, and eyebags, and he's wearing a green t-shirt and laying in bed under a blanket.

Martin is sitting up and has a white cat with brown paws and brown on the tip of her tail kneading his chest. He's smiling, holding her gently, and she is purring. Sasha is facing away from the viewer, looking at a small gray kitten with yellow eyes, who is playing with and biting her phone while looking at her mischievously. She says "baby boy" with a grumpy ">:T" emoticon next to her words. Tim is laying with his hands behind his head, smiling down at a sleeping brown kitten with pink toe beans laying shrimp-posed on his chest. Tim giggles at him. Jon is laying with his head propped up against a pillow and a white and brown kitten with little eyebrows laying on his chest tucked under his blanket, and he is holding the kitten protectively with both hands. Their conversation proceeds thus:

Jon: meeee-ow Kitten: MOW Jon: meow Kitten: MAOW

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oh wowzers its mallow family monday. im not done playing with this au and likely never will be. its kitties that inadvertently save the world and the gang taking care of them. what more could you want.

of course we got Martin's cat, the mother of the litter, Ms. Marsha Mallow, Sasha's little troublemaker Turing, Tim's little baby Lil Baby Fudge, and Jon's new son, Duke Archibald Von Mallow. they make me. SO happy.

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