Caleb: I can't believe I have to seduce Essek to learn the secrets of dunamancy.
Beau: I'm pretty sure he said he'd teach you-
Caleb, already shopping for evening wear: No other way
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Happy Black Friday besties, remember to be kind to retail workers this holiday season and always!
Jonny: When we found Ashes, it was like a heavenly light was shining upon their face.
Jonny: We found Marius on the sidewalk outside of a Sptaco Bell (Space Taco Bell)
Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?
-Tim, at some point