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I don't think we've discussed the implications of Chetney's "Recognize the Alpha" branding enough.

So obviously this means that alpha wolf bullshit is a thing in Exandria

But then Matt established that, canonically, Alpha wolf theory is a debunked scientific theory in Exandria.

Which leads me to wonder: in a world of magic and eldrich horrors, who is going to university (do they even have universities) and majoring in fucking zoology?

What are they learing? Do they wildshape to observe animals? How do they take field notes?

And that brings me to another point: Speak with animals is a thing! Did no one think to ask the wolves before the study was published?

And who's printing these studies? Are there scientific journals in Exandria? What do they cover? Is magic a part of science, or a different discipline?

Is actual late animal behavioralist Rudolph Schenkel just running around Exandria disavowing his old research? Is he a ranger?

How does Santa factor into this?

I need answers, Matthew!!!

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